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    This is complete randomness by me, but I almost died when I read this. Before you ask, yes, I check out WWTTD on a daily basis.
    Kevin Federline has set his sights on Lindsay Lohan and texted her last week, saying “We should hang out.” Umm, it didn’t work. Us says:
    “She was totally grossed out,” a Lohan pal tells Us. Says another, “She thought it was hilarious.” However, Federline didn’t appreciate Lohan’s “Why would I hang out with you?” reply. He fired back, calling her a "firecrotch." Says the source, “She couldn’t believe he was so pathetic. She doesn’t want him using her to make Britney jealous.”
    God damn, is there any way this dude could embarrass himself any more. I guess he could have asked out Lindsay while wearing a diaper and a purple top hat. And then sat down on a cactus, and then ran around yelping while he tried to get the cactus out. You know what, never mind. This is pretty much the same thing.
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    You almost died reading that? I didnt even chuckle.

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    You almost died reading that? I didnt even chuckle.
    Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

    Calling someone a "firecrotch"? I mean, that was a good insult bad in the 5th grade, but a grown man..........................................

    And the fact he is trying to use Linsay to get back at Britney?..........I think that's hilarious

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    I don't think any celebrity news is funny, it's sad that people care about it in the first place.

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    Forget this but can you believe what KFed did to that JR Rothem beet he got on his CD. Now that is funny (sad also), that beat could have made a huge hit for a good rapper but this fool totally ruined it.

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    Forget this but can you believe what KFed did to that JR Rothem beet he got on his CD. Now that is funny (sad also), that beat could have made a huge hit for a good rapper but this fool totally ruined it.
    Can you beleive K-Fed actually put out a CD?

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    Can you beleive K-Fed actually put out a CD?
    Yeah he sold more CD's then Ron

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    Yeah he sold more CD's then Ron
    That is not saying much. My dog put out a CD last night and it has sold more CD's then Ron did

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    Yeah he sold more CD's then Ron
    So have I.

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    Forget this but can you believe what KFed did to that JR Rothem beet he got on his CD. Now that is funny (sad also), that beat could have made a huge hit for a good rapper but this fool totally ruined it.
    Beats are dime a dozen nowadays though. There's too much sick production, and very few legit lyricists. That's the main problem.

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    Anybody see Wierd Al interview K-fed? Funny stuff.
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    Well, K-Fed is smart..you can't deny that. I think he's white trash..but at least he's smart white trash.

    Banged Britney and got a ton of money.

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    Well, K-Fed is smart..you can't deny that. I think he's white trash..but at least he's smart white trash.

    Banged Britney and got a ton of money.
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    QFMFT.
    ^^^^^Has the K-Fed CD and bumps it in his Jetta.

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    ^^^^^Has the K-Fed CD and bumps it in his Jetta.
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    Well, K-Fed is smart..you can't deny that. I think he's white trash..but at least he's smart white trash.

    Banged Britney and got a ton of money.
    Except he really didnt get any money at all.

    She had/has a prenup, so the only thing he was left fighting for was the kids. Never heard if he won the custody case or not.

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    federline is a nobody.
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    I heard she was offering him like 20 mil to not put out the sex tape

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    I heard she was offering him like 20 mil to not put out the sex tape
    I have not heard that.

    Not saying its not true, I only read up on this stuff on days when I am bored like hell, days like today.

    I do remember hearing he wanted XX million dollars, and she laughed in his face. I seem to remember the pre-nup reading he got 500,000 or the kids and no cash, and she gave him the kids. Or something tot that effect.

    I had not heard of a sex tape, but if she did indeed allow anyone to tape such a thing she is even stupid[er] then I thought.

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    I heard she was offering him like 20 mil to not put out the sex tape
    Thats not true. Its not even a 100% fact that there ever was a sex tape or if he was actually threatening to realease it if there was one.

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    Damn, I didn't know y'all were such experts in the field of random celebrity ****. Especially a dude with no talent like Federline.

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    I just want to know what the eff a firecrotch is supposed to be.

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    You've never heard firecrotch?

    Because she has red hair, it looks like fire for a bush.

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