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    Twas the night before playoffs, when all through the forum
    not a person was sleeping due to geezers snorin.
    The banners were hung by the shoutbox with care
    knowing that the playoffs soon would be there.

    Bball and Brichard were lying in bed with visions of
    Reggie dancing in their heads.
    And Scott H in his uni and Doug in his hat had both
    given up for they no longer gave a crap.

    When onto the forum there arose such a clatter
    ABA lept from bed to see what was the matter
    Away to the shoutbox he flew like a flash
    but infirmity of age made him fall on his ***

    The moon shining on Kegboys throwback flojo
    just reminded them more how this new team does blow,
    when, what to their wondering eyes should appear
    but a giant hayfilled bandwagon drawing ever near.

    With a young hip driver, ever bustling, not rude
    they new in a moment it was Dat Dude
    more fierce than grizzlys his drivers they came
    he whistled and shouted and called them by name

    "Now Armstrong, now Saras!
    now Baston, now Jackson
    On, big Al ! On, Josh Powell !
    On, Granger and Jermaine!
    To the top of the forum!
    To the top of all ball
    Now fast break! Now fast break!
    Fast breaks for them all!

    As good shots are foreign to good old A.I.
    Dat Dude shook and they took to the sky
    up to the top of the forum they did go
    with both Lord Helmet and SoupIsGood
    firmly in tow.

    and then loud dancing was heard on top of the forum
    as Able and Frank Slade came down before him
    As Geezer stirred and began to come around
    out of the shoutbox Dat Dude came with a bound

    He was dressed in gold and blue, from his head to his foot
    with an O'Neal tat on his shoulder knocking Pistons kapoote
    with a bundle of jerseys thrown over his back
    he laughed at their faces as he opened his pack

    His bling--how it twinkled! His doo rag how merry
    he looked right at Uncle Buck and called him a cherry!
    His mouth when it opened it looked like an "O"
    as he wondered aloud about geezers hair that was like snow!
    The stump of his hookah he held not so flimsy
    cause the stuff he was puffing came from Tinsley
    He laughed at the old men and the size of their bellys
    and danced in place while listning to Nelly

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
    and changed all of the banners with one giant jerk.
    With white dust from Tinsley hanging onto his nose
    he laughed and he giggled as he stepped on Rcarys toes

    He jumped in the wagon, to his team gave a whistle
    and away they flew faster than a missle
    But he was heard to exclaim 'ere he flew out of sight.

    "The playoffs are coming, step up your life!!!"



    My real apologies to Clement Clarke Moore

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    HAHA! That was amazing! Awesome!
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    team need fire someway somehow !
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    Bravo!!!

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    Always enjoyable, Peck. I always get a kick out of it; thanks for posting.

    Merry Christmas to you and everyone else.

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    So Tins is a coke head now too? Don't you think thats taking it a little too far? That kinda soured it for me. Otherwise not too shabby. Ok who am I kidding that was funny...

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    not a person was sleeping due to geezers snorin.


    when you been talkin' to my wife????



    3 mentions...am I THAT much of a hater???? Or is it one mention for each player??????? Yep, that must be it!



    Very Good once again Peck!!
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    That's the hardest I've laughed all day... probably all week!



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    Good stuff Peck!
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    So Tins is a coke head now too? Don't you think thats taking it a little too far? That kinda soured it for me. Otherwise not too shabby. Ok who am I kidding that was funny...
    Thats donut powder. relax.


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    Bravo once again!

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    Bravo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peck View Post
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    When onto the forum there arose such a clatter
    ABA lept from bed to see what was the matter
    Away to the shoutbox he flew like a flash
    but infirmity of age made him fall on his ***
    Hmm . It's not my age Peck, it's the constant mortar barrages - I swear!

    Great as usual, can't wait for the second part of the double feature.
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    Later I will do Twas the night before the playoffs (fanboy version)









    I mean



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    Quote Originally Posted by hoopsforlife View Post
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    Thats donut powder. relax.

    I am relaxed. I was merely trying to have some humor by being a hater to the haters version.

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    I own in this story. I'm Dat Santa.

    Good job Peck.

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    Classic, Peck you've outdone yourself.

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    Hahahahahahahaha!

    Very very nice Peck.

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    Fantastic!! What a fun read.

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    "The playoffs are coming, step up your life!!!"


    Brilliant stuff right there. Great job.

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    Great job Peck!

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    Nice job!
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