Did you hear about the man that was working in his yard and the blonde next door kept going out to her mailbox, looking in it , then slamming it shut and walking off back to her house in a huff?
After this happened 3 times, the man asked "Is there anything wrong?"
She replied "It's my stupid computer. I've got to get it fixed. It keeps telling me 'you've got mail' and it is NEVER right"
Did you hear about the Blonde who went up in the helicopter and got to cold, so she turned the fan off?
It's 5 cm, but what about home plate down there in the corner?
the funny thing is I've LITERALLY done this on a test.
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