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    November 29th, 2006
    Open Letter of Apology to Mr. Dallas Clark
    Dear Mr. Clark,

    First, let us begin by saying you are an incredibly strong and handsome man. When we created the "Biggest Hit Ever" Madden '07 commercial featuring your virtual likeness, it was never our intention to portray you as anything but heroic and god-like. Unfortunately, filmmaking - even commercial filmmaking - is an often tumultuous and unpredictable process. Sometimes the best scenes are left wasted on the cutting room floor. Anyone who's seen the director's cut of "Blade Runner" or "Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach" knows exactly what I'm talking about. But I digress.

    It's been reported in the media that you felt our little commercial made you "look like a punk" or "like you were dying." However, nothing could be further from the truth. Dallas Clark is not only the single greatest professional athlete of our time, he is also an American Hero. As proof, and as our way of saying sorry, we now present the Director's Cut version of your Madden '07 commercial. We think it also definitively proves your greatness in the virtual world.

    In closing, you are a huge and powerful football god whom we do not wish to anger. We are tiny pathetic video game nerds. Please don't hurt us.

    Sincerely,
    Your adoring fans at Rooster Teeth

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    That is pretty funny. I actually LOLed.
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    Then Madden curse lives on.

    Dallas Clark gets drilled by Eagles defenders in the Madden commercials..then goes out and gets injured against them. Coincidence? I think not.

    You can talk to Shaun Alexander, Ray Lewis, etc etc if you disagree.

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    Ouch. Dallas just got pwn3d.

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    And it's gone......

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    Yeah, I think they took the video down.

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    it was funny while it lasted...

    though, it is eery how he was on that commercial and then gets hurt in the very same game...
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    Okay, that's pretty good.
    Narf!

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    That's pretty much how I thought it would be..and it's still funny as hell. That's good stuff.

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    Roosterteeth, btw, is the company behind the famous "Red vs. Blue" Halo spoofs. Funny, funny stuff, and I'm not even a Halo fan.
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    its down again, i just want it to stay up
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinsley#11 View Post
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    its down again, i just want it to stay up
    Wow, way to sum up my main problem during the last relationship.

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    Wow, way to sum up my main problem during the last relationship.
    Right on cue.

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    wow, that was so perfect. im speechless
    I was ready for Josh Smith to go to Indiana, but he went to the NBA. I am ready for him to come to Indiana once again.

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