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    FIVE











    this will prolly get moved, but that's ok as long as AR sees it first.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Oh man...are we losing another young stallion?

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    Oh man...are we losing another young stallion?
    yup!




    young?
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    yup!




    young?
    All stallions are young in spirit!

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    (ok just in case my wife sees this, I don't agree with this joke, but I'm gonna tell it anyway)

    Does anyone know why Divorce is so expensive?


    Because its worth it.......







    I'm kidding honey......I swear it was just a joke......

    huh? Divorce lawyer? You already have one of them????? ON SPEED DIAL?????

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    Go Patriots!
    Narf!

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    "Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler."

    - Albert Einstein

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    Picard says it all IMO.

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    has she driven the Caterpiller into the lake yet?
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Three!!






    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    RUNNNNNN!!!!! Get out while you can!!!!!!

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    AR: WeeEEeelll, Hello Little Lady. Name's Alabama Redneck.

    Fiance: Get lost, loser.

    AR: *wink* Did ya know I'm a HUGE Pacer's fan?

    Fiance: I don't care what you drive. Hit the road.

    AR: Awww...don't treat old AR like that. Marry me!

    Fiance: Marry you? I don't even know you, you creep.

    AR: Aw, come on. I'll treat ya like a queen...

    Fiance: No!

    AR: I got yer family tied up in a pit in my basement and I'm not letting them go until you say "yes."

    Fiance: Fine. I'll marry you but I don't have to like it.


    ~The music swells~

    ....LooOOOOooove is a many splintered thing....
    Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?

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    Run! I'll hide you in this tropical paradise up north!
    Narf!

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    You can run, but you won't hide.
    "Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler."

    - Albert Einstein

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    AR: WeeEEeelll, Hello Little Lady. Name's Alabama Redneck.

    Fiance: Get lost, loser.

    AR: *wink* Did ya know I'm a HUGE Pacer's fan?

    Fiance: I don't care what you drive. Hit the road.

    AR: Awww...don't treat old AR like that. Marry me!

    Fiance: Marry you? I don't even know you, you creep.

    AR: Aw, come on. I'll treat ya like a queen...

    Fiance: No!

    AR: I got yer family tied up in a pit in my basement and I'm not letting them go until you say "yes."

    Fiance: Fine. I'll marry you but I don't have to like it.


    ~The music swells~

    ....LooOOOOooove is a many splintered thing....
    Just how do you know all of this stuff ?? Oops, I forget, you are a detective.

    Nice to hear from you again, anyway.


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    Run for your freedom! Become a vagabond like me!

    Because, from years and years of experience, I've learned one thing: a gutter doesn't whine.




    THERE'S STILL TIME!

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    It's the final countdown...

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    TWO !!!
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Two bottles of Beer on the wall, Two bottles of Beer, take one down pass it around........

    In my best pacers announcers voice......
    Twoa! Twoa Days Left!

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    Two bottles of Beer on the wall, Two bottles of Beer, take one down pass it around........

    In my best pacers announcers voice......
    Twoa! Twoa Days Left!

    LOL
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Actually, future Mrs. 'Bama Rednecker might be the one that oughta re-consider this. After all, she's inheriting US too!!
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    The Morning After



    and it's probably too late for an annulment.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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