I asked this question to my co-workers and, no joke, a lady I work with who's in her 60s said that she gave out COUGH DROPS the other night for Halloween.
"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." - Jack Handy
PLEASE don't quote people I have on . It annoys the crap out of me and gives me a really bad headache.
Candy corn is a very tricky candy. I love the stuff, but getting it loose in your candy bag sucks. I'm going with the cough drops, or the razors in the apples as the worst, with whoppers close behind.
If someone tried to give me a toothbrush, I'd probably throw it back at them, give a really strange look, and spit on their doorstep. I mean, a toothbrush? Isn't the whole point of Halloween ruining your teeth? C'mon...
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