What do you guys read while waiting for business to take care of itself on the toilet? I used to always read the Chicago Tribune comics, but then I realized I haven't been reading that for awhile.
I often read magazines like National Geographic, SLAM or Sports Illustrated.
On the Toilet or on the Train on my way to work are also the only ways I ever read the Front Page section of the newspaper. If I don't read it while taking a **** or if I don't ride the train that day, I'm not going to read the main news of the day.
I bet what you read on the crapper is some sort of indicator of something important.