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    Default Bizarre story of fake penis and plan to beat drug testing

    this kind of defies description.

    http://www.boston.com/news/nation/ar...p1=MEWell_Pos1

    Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case
    September 15, 2006

    MCKEESPORT, Pa. --A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

    Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

    Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

    The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

    The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

    Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."







    moral: don't try to microwave your friends fake penis filled with drug-free pee at the 7-11
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    The weird part is that the WOMAN was going to use it. That's super-weird.

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    Wow.


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    I wonder if she poked holes in it before she put it in the microwave.

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