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    These things always leave me laughing my head off.... Anyone know any good ones?
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    I lost my number...so can I have yours.

    Not sure if that's funny though.

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    If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.


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    -Doesn't that hurt?

    -What?

    -To come falling from the sky like that (like an angel).

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    If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.


    meh
    Dude I'm using that next time I talk to a girl.

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    You must be a Pokemon cuz I wanna Pikachu!

    haha :-(

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    "Is your dad a mechanic, cause you got all the right parts."

    "You're so hot you make fire sweat!"

    "I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you...."

    "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

    In another life I think we dated and I dumped you. But I'm thinking that that was a mistake, and now is your second chance!
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    Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

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    Nice shoes. Wanna ****?


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    -What you like for breakfast?
    -(insert random answer and then "Why?")
    -So I know what to make for you in the morning.

    Pickup lines work just about as often as Sex Panther, all the time, 50% of the time.
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    Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you

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    Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

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    My name's not Wilma, but i can still make your bedrock.

    You're like a library book, cause I just wanna check you out.
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    Got any Italian in ya'?

    Would you like some?
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    Do you wanna come back to my house for pizza and sex?
    (Insert no, or some sort of abuse)
    What, do you not like pizza?
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    "Hey baby wanna have some sex". lmfao.

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    Are you tired?

    You've been running through my mind all night...



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    My personal favorite hypothetical one:

    I'm sorry I was so rude before, but it's difficult for me to express myself when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants.

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    Do you believe in helping the homeless?

    [If yes] Take me home with you.
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    "so how much?"

    the comeback is based on the response you get. just use your imagination.

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    My personal hypothetical one:

    I'm sorry I was so rude before, but it's difficult for me to express myself when I'm on the verge or exploding in my pants.

    -Anger Management

    LMAO!!!!!
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    "Would you help me with my pelvic tilt?"

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    Go up to an ugly chick...

    Damn girl when they let you out of the pound? You'll get laid after that one
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    You've heard the rest, now the best ....

    Hey baby, you be my Dairy Queen, and I'll be your Burger King. You do it my way, and I'll treat you right.


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    Best/most shocking/best again pickup line I ever heard in person:

    "I bet you got a phat p****."

    And guess what? It worked. I'm serious - they went home together.

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