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    Default For any of you that have facebook....

    You have to join this group. This is freaing hilarious.

    If this group reaches 100,000 my girlfriend will have a threesome.




    Description:Please watch this video if you have ANY questions -- it's the Idiot's Guide to the current state of affairs for this group.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=WZFdtRbkhXM

    We NEED To become the LARGEST group on Facebook. According to my gf, if you can get the group to that amount she will allow video footage of our threesome to be taken.

    The rights to take pictures were already earned at 300,000 members. Amazing work people.

    So what are you waiting for, INVITE your FRIENDS.


    So here WAS the deal:

    If I can make a facebook group with over 100,000 people in it before the end of the semester (Dec 31, 2006), I can have a threesome with my gf and a girl of my choosing.

    The back story:

    Like any red-blooded college guy, I've come to the conclusion that the idea of a threesome is perhaps one of the greatest things imaginable (right behind midget tossing).

    Naturally, I have bugged my girlfriend, Holly, to partake in this dream of mine on multiple occassions... sadly, she has declined every single time.

    The other day (September 4th, 2006 to be exact), she and I were talking about Facebook for some reason or another and she mentioned how she's a member of some group called the "Largest group on Facebook" and she mentioned how hard it must've been to get a group that size together.

    I promptly slapped her (jk darling)... and told her that anyone, given the proper idea, could make a facebook group of larger than normal size.

    And just like that, the bet was formed. So INVITE everyone you know and help me on my quest for sexual salvation.

    PLEASE HELP. My manhood thanks you in advance.

    9/5/06, 2:45 PM (EST)- Group created.
    9/5/06, 7:11 PM - 184 members strong.
    9/7/06, 2:19 PM - Wow, 7,000.
    9/8/06, 1:02 AM - 50,000 members. This is insane.
    9/8/06, 1:27 PM - 83,300 members. This is bonkers.
    9/8/06, 4:05 PM - 100,000 members. Success!
    9/11/06, 12:18 AM - 245,175 members.
    9/11/06, 4:52 PM - 300,000 members. Wow!




    UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE: Monday, September 11, 2006 – 4:52 PM

    Yet another milestone reached – 300,000 members and counting! That means that pictures will be taken of the “dirty deed” when it all goes down. Congrats people.


    “So wait, what now? When is the threesome?”

    Like I’ve said 100 times before, the threesome HAS NOT happened yet.

    VERY SOON, I will post an external voting website where YOU, my lil Brod-lings, can VOTE for the potential girl for my threesome-apalooza. (This is not adult content, it is merely a voting site so that you will have power.)

    This is NOT live yet. Stop asking. When it is, I will let you know. Chill.


    “Okay, thanks Brody, now what’s next?”

    Well, I’m not sure if it’s within reach, but like my girlfriend said, if this becomes the largest group on Facebook, video footage will be taken of our magical journey into the nether regions of the sexually taboo. Oooh, that sounds kinky. Daddy likes.

    Last time I checked, the Largest Group on Facebook has around 850,000 people.

    That being said, you have your mission. While I have given you your goal, it is up to you, the college masses, to motivate yourself according. Rest assured, I have faith in you.

    SINCE OVER 1,000 OF YOU (literally) have emailed me with this and I'm sick of hearing it, I'm supposed to tell everyone to leave the Largest Group on Facebook to better this group's chances for world domination. Now stop telling me that. You damn cheaters.

    Love, Brody

    PS. I don’t read my Facebook inbox messages. I don’t accept friend requests. Don’t even bother. If you must contact me, please use the email listed above.
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    Pics of my girlfriend have been ALREADY posted in the group's picture section. Go to the last page.

    Shirts I like:
    >> http://www.cafepress.com/badassbrody

    >> http://www.cafepress.com/brodyruckus


    SPAMMERS AND IMPOSTERS: Boards are back up -- Facebook gave me my own "Brody hotline" to directly report anyone who is spamming or posing as a Fake Brody -- their accounts will be promptly terminate.

    Game on *****es...

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    I'm totally going to be the other girl.

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    Default Re: For any of you that have facebook....

    I read that earilier, before I came to work. I didn't think to look in the picture section, to see what his gf looked like.

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    Default Re: For any of you that have facebook....

    hahaha....
    i don't have facebook...
    but im definitely curious to see what the GF looks like...
    share the visuals if you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellisimo View Post
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    hahaha....
    i don't have facebook...
    but im definitely curious to see what the GF looks like...
    share the visuals if you can.




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    Default Re: For any of you that have facebook....

    Here's the 3 other girls in the running to help out, sorry Btown.

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    EDIT: Well that sucks. The other two pics are too big to post on here, they excede the limits. So there's one. Both have amazing bodies as well, but have those tags over their face so could be a buttaface.
    Last edited by Since86; 09-06-2007 at 01:52 PM.

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    Default Re: For any of you that have facebook....

    I cant find the group any more.

    IS anyone else having problems with this?

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