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Gyron: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
[laughs] Nat Stone: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of Unignoring here.
Nat Stone: Let me handle this, I speak better German. Hello! Truck Driver: Hello! Nat Stone: [in German] My German is ill, but I can understand on you if the speaking is slowly. Truck Driver: [in German] German! I have been driving for 14 hours straight and I haven't slept in three days and I am wired on schnapps, benzedrine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts. I've been ungnoring a thread on PD just as long..... Dr. Badd: What did he say? Nat Stone: He said he's driving, something...and unignoring. He's Cool. Nat Stone: [in German] Do you know where is Berlin? Truck Driver: [in German] Berlin? Yes, I know it well. I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin. But I am going nowhere near Berlin. They are not unignoring me... Nat Stone: Berlin! Truck Driver: [in German] Berlin! I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin. And then ignored it. Nat Stone: He's going to Berlin. Dr. Badd: Awesome. Truck Driver: [in German] Nowhere near Berlin. Nat Stone: All right, come on, let's go. We'll uningnore with him all the way to Berlin.
[the group get in the back of the truck] Truck Driver: [to self, in German] I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin.
In this corner from North Carolina with 192 unignoring posts, thanked 1 time in 1 post, the #2 Un-ignorer in PD history. . . . GYRON!!!!! and in this corner from Vincennes, Indiana, a poster with 187 Un-igoring posts, 3rd in PD history, NATSTON!!!!!
DrBadd: [interviews Natson] It was chaos. Naston, you went the distance. You unignored for more than 192 posts. How do you feel?
Natson: All right!
DrBadd: What were you thinking about when the mouse clicked?
Natston: [yelling] Anthem!!!
DrBadd: What were you thinking when the mouse...
Natson: What? Anthem!
Natson: Natson? Natson?
Kester: [not longer ignoring this thread ] Counters and ignorers, your attention, please.
Anthem: Natson? Natson!
Kester: Tonight, we have had the privilege of witnessing the greatest exhibition of Ignoring and perserverence in the history of the unignoring!
Anthem: Natson. Natson!
Kester: [looks at the post totals] Counters and uningoreres, we have a split decision.
[Jergens continues; indistinct]
Kester: ...for Gyron!
Dr. Badd: If I had a thread of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
Natston: You've read my posts, right? You've seen the things I've ignored?
DrBadd: I meant to ask you something before, when we posted in the thread: Why here?
Natson: I don't follow.
Drbadd: Why all the effort to get unignored? It's the first question that popped into my head.
Natson: I guess the same reasons as you. The same reasons you had before you decided to Unignore, yeah?
DrBadd: Why... You just met me.
Natston: Maybe I'm not understanding the question.
DrBadd: Very simple. You actually fought to get un-ignored here. I've just never seen it done that way before.
The evil that counters do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their ignoring;
So let it be with Anthem. The noble Gyron hath told you Anthem was counting: If it were so, it was a grievous fault and grievously has Anthem answered it.
Here under leave of Gyron and the rest --- for Gyron is an honorable poster --- so are they all honorable posters --- come I to speak in Anthem's funeral. He was my inspiration, faithful and just to me --- but Gyron says he was ambitious and Gyron is an honorable poster.
He has brought many counters home to this thread whose unignoring did fill the general coffers. Did this in Anthem seem a counter?
When the poor have cried, Anthem has wept --- counting should be made of sterner stuff. Yet Gyron says he was counting and Gyron is an honorable poster.
You all did see that in the PD Awards I thrice nominated him a kingly post, which he did thrice refuse --- was this couting? Yet Gyron says he was ambitious and, sure, he is an honorable poster.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did love him once, not without cause.
What cause witholds you then, to mourn for him now?
Oh judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts and men have lost their reason.
Bear with me. My heart is in the coffin here with Anthem and I must pause til it come back to me.
But yesterday the word of Anthem might have stood against the world; now he lies there.
And none so poor to do him reverence.
Oh masters, if I were disposed to stir your hearts and minds to mutiny and rage, I should do Gyron wrong, and Natston wrong, who, you all know, are honorable posters.
I will not ignore; I rather choose to ignore this thread, to ignore myself and you, than I will ignore such honorable uningorers.
Someone said we're wack!
Why would they say that?
I don't think we're wack.
Who said we're wack?
Who said we're wack?
I can't believe that.
They must be smoking crack,
To say that we're wack.
Say that we're wack?
You'll probably get smacked.
If you say we're wack.
Did you say we're wack?