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Man, I see in this thread the strongest and smartest men who've ever registered. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire board counting numbers, posting trade proposals; slaves with blue and gold collars. Posting has us changing avatars and signatures, posting polls we hate so we can display **** we don't need seen. We're the middle children of Pacers Digest, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great Championship. No Great Number One Overall Pick. Our Great Championship's a 61 win season... our Great Pick is our selection of Shawne Williams. We've all been raised by TPTB to believe that one day the Pacers would all be champions, and winners, and all-stars. But they won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Warning: If you are not ignoring this then this warning is for you. Every time you ignore this useless thread is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with ignoring that you give respect and credence to all that ignore this thread? Do you ignore everything you're supposed to ignore? Do you read every thing you're supposed to read? ignore what you're told to not notice? Get out of this thread. Count on the Counting thread. Stop the excessive ignoring and quoting. Ignore this thread. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you ignore this thread you will become a statistic. You have been warned-
Dr. Badd: [V.O] This is Jay. Jay had ***** tits.
[Camera pans to a REMAINING MEN TOGETHER sign] Dr. Badd: [V.O] This was a thread for men that didn't ignore the 'Ignore this thread' thread. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Jay. JayRedd: We're still men. Dr. Badd: [slightly muffled due to Jay's enormous breasts] Yes, we're men. Men is what we are. Dr. Badd: [V.O] Eight months ago, Jay's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed ***** tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit... Jay Redd: They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid. Dr. Badd: [V.O] Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of naturallystoned's as big.
You ignore this thread. You tell yourself, this is the last ignoring I will ever do in my life. Buy the ignoring, then for a couple posts you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your ignoring issue handled. Then the right set of counting threads. Then the perfect Sig. The avatar. The records in the arcade. Then you're trapped in PD, and the things you ignored to own, now they ignore you.
I didn't say I was different or better. I'm not. Hell, I ignore; I ignore completely. Ignoring is the solution. I mean, it's easier to lose yourself in ignoring than it is to cope with posting. It's easier to not acknowledge what you want than it is to acknowledge it. It's easier to ignore Anthem and JayRedd's posts than it is to read them. Hell, Ignoring costs: it takes effort and work.