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    Gyron: Are you ready to do your duty for the Digest?

    Newman8r: Yes, father.

    Gyron
    : You will not be an admin.

    Newman8r
    : Which wiser, older man is to take my place?

    Gyron:
    My powers will pass to Naturallystoned, to hold in trust until the Senate is ready to rule once more. PD is to be a republic again.

    Newman8r
    : Naturallystoned?

    Gyron:
    Yes. My decision disappoints you?

    Newman8r
    : You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, father. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not on the battlefield, but... there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to my family and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your son.

    Gyron:
    Oh, Newman8r. You go too far.

    Newman8r
    : I search the faces of the gods... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?

    Gyron:
    Shh, Newman8r.

    Newman8r
    : All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Caesar. Father.

    Gyron:
    [Gyron gets down on his knees] Newman8r. Your faults as a son is my failure as a father. Come
    [Gives Newman8r a hug]

    Newman8r
    : [Newman8r hugs Gyron and cries] Father. I would have butcher the whole world... if you would only love me!
    [Newman8r begins to asphyxiate Gyron while they hug, Gyron grunts]
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    Who's your Daddy Newman8r!

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    Your Mom OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Burn. Just try to ignore that.

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    Now Newman8r got JayRedd as a partner. Any problems, he goes to JayRedd. Trouble with the bill? He can go to JayRedd. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Gyron, he can call JayRedd. But now Newman8r gotta come up with JayRedd's money every week no matter what. Business bad? F**k you, pay me. Oh, you aren't ignoring threads? F**k you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning huh? F**k you, pay me.

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    While I was on my cruise in the Caribbean I was forced to ignore this thread.

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    I'm ignoring the fact that Dr.Badd was on a Caribbean cruise.

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    BellisiMo: And if this is your army, why does it go?

    NaturallyStoned:
    We didn't come here to fight for them.

    Jayredd:
    Home, the trolls are too many!

    BellisiMo:
    Sons of Pacers Digest! I am Bellisimo.

    Jayredd:
    Bellisimo is seven feet tall!

    Bellisimo: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the trolls with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

    [Pacers Digest Army laughs]

    Bellisimo: I AM Bellisimo! And I see a whole army of my digest men, here, in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?

    NaturallyStoned: Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.

    Bellisimo: Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
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    The dead horse knows how to ignore people.....


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    We've become bored with watching posters give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. While the thread he inhabits is, in some respects, counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Gyron himself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn't always Shakespeare, but it's genuine. It's a life.
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    Why thank you Nat Stoned. I'm still not ignoring you....

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    The point is, I would gladly step in front of traffic for you Anthem. And the last thing I would ever do to you is ignore this thread.
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    RCarey: My name is R. Carey. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not ignored.

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    Newman8r: Look at me. I'm a big ignore jerk. I have a big jerk made of ignore. I like to say "I eat ignores full of ignorey goodness", and I like to spy on little innocent ignores while they're eating their own ignore juice.

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    RCarey: the Only thing I dont ignore is Balls.

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    Newman8r: I know you don't. I didn't see you ignoring 2 big huge basketballs the other day when they were hidden far away in the corner. You stared intensely at them. It was kind of weird.

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    JayRedd: Good Afternoon. In less than an day, posters from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest typing battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty movie ripoffs anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is Christmas Eve, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from ignorance. We are fighting for our right to post. To exist. And should we win the day, Christmas will no longer be known as a day for family and presents, but as the day Pacers Digest declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate 'Ignore This Thread'!
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    rcarey: Do I want to be feared or ignored? Um... easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they ignore me.

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    Newman8r: I am ignoring the fact that you have already visited the ignored store that was earlier mentioned during the day. And would like to know how the ignored situation worked out.

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    newman8r: Oh, hey JayRedd, I'm glad you called, rcarey is being such a little bitch again...
    rcarey: I'm on newman8r.
    newman8r: Oh hey rcarey, what's ignoring my brother?!
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    newman8r: Hey, I'm the newman8r. I'm a big jerk that ignores people.

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    naturallystoned: I ain't draft dodging. I ain't burning no flag. I ain't running to Canada. I'm ignoring this thread right here. You want to send me to jail? Fine, you go right ahead. I've been in jail for 400 years...I could be there for 4 or 5 more. But I ain't going no 10,000 miles to help murder and kill other poor people. If I want to ignore this thread, I'll ignore this thread right here...right now...fightin' you, if I want to ignore this thread. You my enemy, not no Chinese, no Vietcong, no Japanese. You my opposer when I want freedom. You my opposer when I want justice. You my opposer when I want equality. Want me to go somewhere and ignore for you? You won't even stand up for me right here in this thread...for my rights and my religious beliefs. You won't even stand up for my right here at PD.
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    JayRedd: But you dream Gyron... Your simplicity long ended, when you took Pacers Digestian mistresses and children, and you thickened your holdings with ignoring this thread... Because you have fallen in love with all the things in life that destroy men... do you not see... and you, as well as I, know, that as the year decline and the memories stale and all your great victories fade it will always be remembered, you didn't ignore this thread.

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    It ignores this thread. It does this whenever it is told.

    It ignores this thread or else it gets the hose again.....yes it will, precious, it will get the hose again.

    Now it places the ignorance in the basket.

    It places the ignorance in the basket.

    PUT THE F***ING IGNORANCE IN THE BASKET!
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    rcarey: My name is rcarey. Pay strict attention to how I ignore this thread because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as the feedback forum. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny thread and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple...because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.
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