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    I think they say to make sure you drink plenty of alcohol when it's this hot.
    Tried to take you up on that.

    Got done doing some stuff, decided I'd sit outside and enjoy a beer before I went into the AC. So I grab a lawn chair and pull it under a tree, pop the top and kick back.

    Nice, peaceful evening. The horses and calves are out in the pasture eating. I realx and take a sip. And wonder of wonders - a cool breeze comes along!

    Instantly dislodging hundreds of Japanese Beetles onto me - including some in my beer.

    Some days my life just generally sucks.
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    Tried to take you up on that.

    Got done doing some stuff, decided I'd sit outside and enjoy a beer before I went into the AC. So I grab a lawn chair and pull it under a tree, pop the top and kick back.

    Nice, peaceful evening. The horses and calves are out in the pasture eating. I realx and take a sip. And wonder of wonders - a cool breeze comes along!

    Instantly dislodging hundreds of Japanese Beetles onto me - including some in my beer.

    Some days my life just generally sucks.
    Some guys are just never satisfied.

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    Tried to take you up on that.

    Got done doing some stuff, decided I'd sit outside and enjoy a beer before I went into the AC. So I grab a lawn chair and pull it under a tree, pop the top and kick back.

    Nice, peaceful evening. The horses and calves are out in the pasture eating. I realx and take a sip. And wonder of wonders - a cool breeze comes along!

    Instantly dislodging hundreds of Japanese Beetles onto me - including some in my beer.

    Some days my life just generally sucks.

    I guess the beetles were thirsty too.

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    Rim, I thought you had learned your life lessons after that day you fried all the bacon with your shirt off.

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    Drunken beetles..that's a new one.

    That explains the Rocky Racoon song...

    I love that song.

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    I think the "cool breeze" was a psychotic episode anyway.

    It's probably best you were buzzed out of it Rim.


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    The Primos guys are bow hunting in Oregon right now on the Outdoor channel

    Gorgeous country.

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    I've never hung a tree stand in a redwood.

    You might need a little bit longer safety strap.

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    I believe I'd crap my pants climbing up a redwood.

    Then again, I've crapped my pants pressing the issue on a premature fart.


    Yes, I'm not ashamed to admit I've gambled and lost my friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli
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    I believe I'd crap my pants climbing up a redwood.

    Then again, I've crapped my pants pressing the issue on a premature fart.


    Yes, I'm not ashamed to admit I've gambled and lost my friends.
    So you're saying you accidently $^!& yourself.

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    So you're saying you accidently $^!& yourself.

    :
    I was on a trip with a friend of mine. I'm driving along and he looks at me with a funny expression, just as the odor arrived, "I just tried to fart and #$%^ my pants. Let's find a bathroom."

    I'd have never admitted that - just hit the john, cleaned myself up and gone commando the rest of the day.

    Luckily, it was his car - and I drove the rest of the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hicks
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    Knock Knock.

    Who's there?

    Mel Gibson.

    See, it works.
    Mel Gibson doesn't go hunting cause hunting implies the probability of failure, Mel Gibson goes killing.

    The dinosaurs looked at Mel Gibson the wrong way once. Just ONCE.

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    I don't know about you guys, but I kind of miss that guy who used to go up to Alaska every year and walk with the Grizz.

    It's not that I would do that (without a 375 H&H) but I just appreciated the fact that someone did.

    I felt like I had a window into the wild if that makes any sense.

    Now all we have is the domumentary (The Grizzley Snack or something like that).


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    I saw that doc. last week. I felt sorry for him.

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    Papa John's garlic sauce is good.
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    Maybe we could send George Clooney up there.

    Is it too late this season?


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    I like it after it solidifies in the refrigerator

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    Well, not solidifies as much as thickens.

    That would be the freezer

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    I'd like to see Mel Gibson chased down by a mad sow grizz.

    Let's see just how mad Max can get before his skull is crushed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacertom
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    Papa John's garlic sauce is good.

    Makes great garlic bread.

    I don't care for it on pizza though.
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    There really aren't that many social circles where a person feels comforatable discussing $h^%$ing oneself.

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    It's more the crust it's good for.

    I only use it once in awhile. My family usually grabs it anyway.

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    It's more the crust it's good for.
    The way the topic started, I thought Tom meant it went well with Grizzly Bear Wildlife Biologist.
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    Nothing like dying with the smell of rotten salmon and hiker in your nostrils.


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