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    I reckon that's a good spot.

    I want another one hanging in my living room by the end of the year.

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    It's a good thing my black lab is climate controlled. There's no way she would have lasted in the sweltering air mass today.

    Doesn't change the fact that it's one lazy *** dog though.
    I guess if a fur coat weren't enough let's just make it black.

    I can feeeeeeeeeeeeel brain cells frying...know what I mean.

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    One of the stands I put up this weekend was on a watering hole in the woods.
    Speaking of, I bet there's some hellacious jalapeno-cheese-venison brats waiting to be unthawed in the freezer.

    At least I have tomorrow's dinner planned.

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    I reckon that's a good spot.

    I want another one hanging in my living room by the end of the year.
    Even if you shot it tonight you might have to hold a gun on the taxidermist to get that done.


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    I guess if a fur coat weren't enough let's just make it black.

    I can feeeeeeeeeeeeel brain cells frying...know what I mean.

    I think they say to make sure you drink plenty of alcohol when it's this hot.

    Seems like as good as night as any to tie one on.

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    Even if you shot it tonight you might have to hold a gun on the taxidermist to get that done.


    You are correct sir. The old man I use takes about 8-9 months on average.


    And, yes, I use old men.

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    *Narrator* Here's everyone's faaaaavorite Helmet! *Narrator*

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    Hey guys, I'm back!

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    You know what makes a weird sound?

    Running over a turtle on pavement in your vehicle. Like cracking a walnut.

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    That was weird... having touch mouse issues on the lapper

    I think it's working now

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    Yes, I touch my mouse

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    For the record, I have never stuck an air hose up a turtle's butt.

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    You know what makes a weird sound?

    Running over a turtle on pavement in your vehicle. Like cracking a walnut.
    You know what else makes a wierd sound?

    Running over a wheel chair.

    Maybe I shouldn't have gone there.

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    For the record, I have never stuck an air hose up a turtle's butt.
    Does every body got that? Take a minute...

    right it down.

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    Yes, I touch my mouse
    So that explains your absence. You've been touching your mouse for two years?


    To each his own I guess.

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    Who could find a damn turtles butt anyway.

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    I used to have a goldfish named Harry. He was an arsehole most of the time, so I flushed him down the toilet.

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    So that explains your absence. You've been touching your mouse for two years?


    To each his own I guess.
    Absense?

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    Highlight of my day so far . . . I actually met someone who looked exactly like a goldfish.

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    I did not attempt to flush him down the handicapped stall, however.

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    I used to have a goldfish named Harry. He was an arsehole most of the time, so I flushed him down the toilet.
    I had a tank full of goldfish.

    One was picking on the others so I took him out and thumped his head on the concrete.

    Then I realized I killed the wrong one.

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    Absense?
    Hiatus? Tour of duty? Time served?

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    I did not attempt to flush him down the handicapped stall, however.
    Don't tell me, Ryans Steakhouse right?

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    I had a tank full of goldfish.

    One was picking on the others so I took him out and thumped his head on the concrete.

    Then I realized I killed the wrong one.

    I am of the opinion that goldfish are the work of the devil.

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    Don't tell me, Ryans Steakhouse right?

    That would be correct. He was at the Sundae bar getting M&Ms.

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