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    On my way to work I drive by a pile of cow manure that's been on fire...

    at least smoking for weeks.









    It just keeps smoking, and smoking.




    It might just be the perfect fuel.

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    We may all one day be shoveling cow manure, loading up for our commutes to work.

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    Hell, if they design the engine that runs on feces I'm thinking Spicoli could win the Indy 500.

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    I heard Charles Bronson died.

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    I loved Death Hunt.

    True story by the way.

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    That Chuck Bronson. He gave us some real classics.


    I heard that somewhere once.

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    How many tree people do we have here tonight?

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    I am trying to decide what I should have for supper.

    In the pantry, I've got peanut butter, hot dog buns, pringles, and a can of peas.

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    That Chuck Bronson. He gave us some real classics.


    I heard that somewhere once.

    Yesssssssssssssssssssss

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    I bet you can't line the peas up on the deck rail and shoot them off with your 45

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    Two. There are two tree people in here.


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    I ate mexican for dinner

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    I bet you can't line the peas up on the deck rail and shoot them off with your 45

    It's a hell of an idea. Might have to use the air rifle though.

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    I ate mexican for dinner
    What was his name?

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    Lever-action Rifles. Now there's an item that's tremendously underrated.

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    It's a hell of an idea. Might have to use the air rifle though.
    I have a crossman air rifle from 30 years ago that doesn't work very well any more

    I treid to kill a pidgeon with it 8 years back and it didn't shoot with a dern

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    You know what's weird. I've only peed once today. In 19 hours.


    Bladder of steel.

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    What was his name?
    Her... I forgot to ask

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    You know what's weird. I've only peed once today. In 19 hours.


    Bladders of steel.
    2 words for you count chocula...

    HEAT STROKE

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    It was hotter than a mofo out today.

    Good thing I provided myself with a double shot of baby powder on the ole undercarriage.

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    You could literally swim through the humidity.

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    Lever-action Rifles. Now there's an item that's tremendously underrated.
    All the old timers up in Wisconsin carried lever action 30/30's

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    You could literally swim through the humidity.
    It's God forsaken weather.


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    It's a good thing my black lab is climate controlled. There's no way she would have lasted in the sweltering air mass today.

    Doesn't change the fact that it's one lazy *** dog though.

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    One of the stands I put up this weekend was on a watering hole in the woods.


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