The point of this thread is to fill the time until basketball starts again... purely for amusement's sake.
There are no rules, but the most realistic rumor will unofficially win.... My hopes are that someone will search for and find this page (and disregard the title of the thread) and that these rumors (which presumably have no credibility) will spread and that we can track them.
Nothing in this thread has to be true.
I'll start us off in the next post. Have fun!