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    OK, so here's the deal: I got home from work today, and check my voicemail. I've got one from my buddy, and then another from this chick at the pregnancy center place. She tells me that this girl I know is pregnant (having passed a pregnancy test twice), and that I'm the father!

    Here's the thing: I haven't actually seen this chick in years, excluding one time a few months ago. She moved away a long time ago, and we've kept up mainly through email and telephone and such.

    So, I figure I'll try and get ahold of her before calling the pregnancy place tommorow. I couldn't reach her today though.


    So I'm wondering about a few things, maybe some of you guys who know alot about pregancy and those pregnancy centers can help me out.....

    EDIT - Nevermind. Got a hold of her.
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    Go to Maury??

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    Haha!!!! LOL, brilliant! Head striaght to a talk show!!

    Oh, I forgot to say it!!!



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    Hey look, we have a new me

    Honestly, I would be scared less if I were in your shoes.

    I dont know where to start, but I think you are doing the right thing by trying to get ahold of her.

    It honestly sounds like more of a practical joke, but the fact you havent spoken to her/seen her in that long period of time would make for one messed up joke.

    I just had a co-worker that had to wait 9 months for his gf to have the baby, and just know did he find out its not his. He still hasnt done the DNA, but she says its not his so hes not going to worry about it. Not trying to scare you, but I would assume thats the worst case.

    A really messed up situation though, hopefully its just a mix up or a wrong number type of thing.

    Best of luck to you!

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    Yes, it really is messed up.
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    SIG..............
































    Did you guys bump uglies?



    if no...




    You are not the father



    if yes.....

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    Maybe I mis-read what you wrote or missed it...but just to clarify - you never had sex with this girl?

    EDIT: woolus beat me to it by a second.

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    No, we never 'bumped uglies.' Which is why this is so confusing to me.
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    No, we never 'bumped uglies.' Which is why this is so confusing to me.
    If it's serious and not a joke, then wouldn't all you'd have to do is demand a DNA test to prove you aren't the father? I'm just asking, I really don't know how something like this is sorted out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoupIsGood
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    No, we never 'bumped uglies.' Which is why this is so confusing to me.
    Er, I may have fibbed a bit.
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    Adam is right. You need to get a DNA test. Do not, for the love of God, go on Maury or any of those other stupid shows.

    You might also consider changing your location on your profile. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

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    LOL She trying to get you to pay that child support. I had the same thing happen to me, caught the girl poking a hole in the condom trying to get my seed. Just the things that come along with being Dat Dude.

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    Wait.....

    I thought you and PG were an item?

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    Oh dear.

    I wanna laugh, so....?

    Do we need to ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoupIsGood
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    No, we never 'bumped uglies.' Which is why this is so confusing to me.
    Best of luck to you man!

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    Ok, I guess your parents never had the talk with you SIG, so here goes!

    Sex: A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.

    And The making of a baby can only happen after this series of stabbing w/o rubber or pills.

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    Wow, what a description.

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    PUNK'D

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    Hah, relax everyone. The pregagnancy call thing was a prank someone pulled on me. When I realized that, I tried editing the thread so that I could turn the joke back on the joker (I had thought it was PG).

    But instead, me and PG here both just got completely played by some random prank caller.

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    So is it ok for me to post my female trouble thread now?

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    Yes

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    kids......







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    So you never did answer the question, are you and PG still tight?

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    Uh...tight friends. Yeah

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    So is it ok for me to post my female trouble thread now?
    Do it!
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