OK, now that I am safely back home and out of reach I can let the truth be known.
This business with the feds up in Michigan (supposedly looking for Jimmy Hoffa) is a scam...a smokescreen being foisted on the media and the public. It is an elaborate hoax perpetrated by a clandestine federal agency in order to cover what is really going on up there. I know this because I ran into Dana Scully and Fox Muldar at the Dairy Queen in Milford.
Perhaps someday I can tell you what they intimated to me over an Oreo Cookie Frosty....but for now you'll just have to trust me when I tell you that the Hoffa story was a scam from the start.