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    OK, now that I am safely back home and out of reach I can let the truth be known.

    This business with the feds up in Michigan (supposedly looking for Jimmy Hoffa) is a scam...a smokescreen being foisted on the media and the public. It is an elaborate hoax perpetrated by a clandestine federal agency in order to cover what is really going on up there. I know this because I ran into Dana Scully and Fox Muldar at the Dairy Queen in Milford.

    Perhaps someday I can tell you what they intimated to me over an Oreo Cookie Frosty....but for now you'll just have to trust me when I tell you that the Hoffa story was a scam from the start.
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    The old man announced his retirement last week and then became senile......

    Wow, the mind really does go quick when you stop stimulating it.

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    OK, now that I am safely back home and out of reach I can let the truth be known.

    This business with the feds up in Michigan (supposedly looking for Jimmy Hoffa) is a scam...a smokescreen being foisted on the media and the public. It is an elaborate hoax perpetrated by a clandestine federal agency in order to cover what is really going on up there. I know this because I ran into Dana Scully and Fox Muldar at the Dairy Queen in Milford.

    Perhaps someday I can tell you what they intimated to me over an Oreo Cookie Frosty....but for now you'll just have to trust me when I tell you that the Hoffa story was a scam from the start.
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    Uh SIG, you'll hafta go back in ancient history to about 1975 and look up Hoffa, James.....and Teamsters Union. Then go forward in Trivial Pursuit to Television/Characters/X-Files.


    That might help with the confusion.
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    The old man announced his retirement last week and then became senile......

    Wow, the mind really does go quick when you stop stimulating it.
    What you fail to recognize is that senility set in as soon as the kids hit the teens.
    If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

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    Why do old people drink so much?

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    Mommy and Daddy have to drink because of you Btown....All because of you.....

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    Everyone knows Hoffa is in one of the endzones at Giants Stadium.

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    The old man announced his retirement last week and then became senile......

    Wow, the mind really does go quick when you stop stimulating it.
    THAT IS FUNNY!

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    Everyone knows Hoffa is in one of the endzones at Giants Stadium.
    That Myth was busted on Mythbusters. Anyone else watch that program?

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    That Myth was busted on Mythbusters. Anyone else watch that program?
    Is that in your daytime lineup along with Gilligans Island, Jeopardy, and Wheel of Fortune?
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    That Myth was busted on Mythbusters. Anyone else watch that program?
    I love that show.

    Yeah I watched that episode. They found nothing!

    Besides his true location is under the parking booth in the giants stadium parking lot....

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    That Myth was busted on Mythbusters. Anyone else watch that program?
    I didn't watch that particular one, but I love that show. I was just joking but, how did they prove it without digging up the end zone?

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    They did the soundwave test on the ground. They drug the entire field.

    Didn't find a single thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McClintic Sphere
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    I didn't watch that particular one, but I love that show. I was just joking but, how did they prove it without digging up the end zone?
    They also buried pigs under concrete as a sample...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyron
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    They did the soundwave test on the ground. They drug the entire field.

    Didn't find a single thing.
    Well of course they didn't find anything if he's wrapped in tinfoil!


    Speaking of which, the satellite will be along any moment now with the ant masters. I'd better get my tinfoil beanie on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will Galen
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    That Myth was busted on Mythbusts. Anyone else watch that program?

    Thay I knew her!
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