No way in hell does this happen, but I wanted to see if I could even get a deal together that passes the CBA:
Jermaine O'Neal, Jamaal Tinsley, Stephen Jackson, Anthony Johnson.
Baron Davis, Jason Richardson, Troy Murphy, Ike Diogu, Monta Ellis.
PGs: Baron Davis, Sarunas Jasikevicius, Monta Ellis
SGs: Jason Richardson, Draft Pick, and/or Free Agent
SFs: Peja Stojakovic, Danny Granger
PFs: Troy Murphy, Ike Diogu, Austin Croshere
C: David Harrison, Jeff Foster
Never, ever, happening. But I'd be fascinated to see it.