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"Anyone who __________ is a liar / a fool / an idiot / a blind homer / has their head buried in the sand / a blind hater / doesn't know basketball / doesn't watch the games"

"People with intelligence will agree with me when I say that __________"

"Only stupid people think / believe / do ___________"

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"Remember when PosterX said OldCommentY that no longer looks good? "

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We also dissuade passive aggressive behavior. This can be various things, but common examples include statements that are basically meant to imply someone is either stupid or otherwise incapable of holding a rational conversation. This can include (but is not limited to) laughing at someone's conclusions rather than offering an honest rebuttal, asking people what game they were watching, or another common problem is Poster X will say "that player isn't that bad" and then Poster Y will say something akin to "LOL you think that player is good". We're not going to tolerate those kinds of comments out of respect for the community at large and for the sake of trying to just have an honest conversation.

Now, does the above cover absolutely every single kind of distraction that is unwanted? Probably not, but you should by now have a good idea of the general types of things we will be discouraging. The above examples are meant to give you a good feel for / idea of what we're looking for. If something new or different than the above happens to come along and results in the same problem (that being, any other attitude or behavior that ultimately distracts from actually just discussing the topic at hand, or that is otherwise disrespectful to other posters), we can and we will take action to curb this as well, so please don't take this to mean that if you managed to technically avoid saying something exactly like one of the above examples that you are then somehow off the hook.

That all having been said, our goal is to do so in a generally kind and respectful way, and that doesn't mean the moment we see something we don't like that somebody is going to be suspended or banned, either. It just means that at the very least we will probably say something about it, quite possibly snipping out the distracting parts of the post in question while leaving alone the parts that are actually just discussing the topics, and in the event of a repeating or excessive problem, then we will start issuing infractions to try to further discourage further repeat problems, and if it just never seems to improve, then finally suspensions or bans will come into play. We would prefer it never went that far, and most of the time for most of our posters, it won't ever have to.

A slip up every once and a while is pretty normal, but, again, when it becomes repetitive or excessive, something will be done. Something occasional is probably going to be let go (within reason), but when it starts to become habitual or otherwise a pattern, odds are very good that we will step in.

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Also please be aware that you will not be given a pass simply by claiming that you were 'only joking,' because quite honestly, when someone really is just joking, for one thing most people tend to pick up on the joke, including the person or group that is the target of the joke, and for another thing, in the event where an honest joke gets taken seriously and it upsets or angers someone, the person who is truly 'only joking' will quite commonly go out of his / her way to apologize and will try to mend fences. People who are dishonest about their statements being 'jokes' do not do so, and in turn that becomes a clear sign of what is really going on. It's nothing new.

In any case, quite frankly, the overall quality and health of the entire forum's community is more important than any one troublesome user will ever be, regardless of exactly how a problem is exhibiting itself, and if it comes down to us having to make a choice between you versus the greater health and happiness of the entire community, the community of this forum will win every time.

Lastly, there are also some posters, who are generally great contributors and do not otherwise cause any problems, who sometimes feel it's their place to provoke or to otherwise 'mess with' that small minority of people described in the last paragraph, and while we possibly might understand why you might feel you WANT to do something like that, the truth is we can't actually tolerate that kind of behavior from you any more than we can tolerate the behavior from them. So if we feel that you are trying to provoke those other posters into doing or saying something that will get themselves into trouble, then we will start to view you as a problem as well, because of the same reason as before: The overall health of the forum comes first, and trying to stir the pot with someone like that doesn't help, it just makes it worse. Some will simply disagree with this philosophy, but if so, then so be it because ultimately we have to do what we think is best so long as it's up to us.

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  • Only in America!

    http://jokes.comedycentral.com/resul...ail.asp?id=933

    Things Found Only in America

    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house
    faster than an ambulance.

    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking
    places in front of a skating rink.

    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk
    all the way to the back of the store to get their
    prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
    the front.

    4. Only in America......do people order double cheese
    burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the
    vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands
    of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in
    the garage.

    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to
    screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss
    a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
    first place.

    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages
    of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to
    describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning
    'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
    machines with Braille lettering

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    Those are great! One of my favorites:

    "4. Only in America......do people order double cheese
    burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke."

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    • #3
      Re: Only in America!

      I like this one too!

      5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the
      vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.



      Better not try to steal their pens!
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        Re: Only in America!



        I thought I told you that it was a SECRET.

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        • #5
          Re: Only in America!

          How about this one!

          http://www.internationalbasketball.c...ballhumor.html
          You know you are totally and hopelessly
          addicted to basketball when...

          -You’re asked in a spelling bee contest to spell Krzyzewsky, Gheorghe, Gugliotta, Marciulionis, Jacikevicius, Ilgauskas and Szczerbiak… and you spell each and every name perfectly right. What's more, you spell Tomjanovich with an 'h' and Rakocevic without one...

          -You honestly believe Bill Bradley has just about a 50:50 fair chance to become the next President of the United States, with George Bush trailing a distant second with just a 26% chance....

          -You are outraged with so many 'phony' basketball fans who start leaving the game full three minutes before the final whistle...

          particularly as you yourself have the odd habit of arriving a full hour before start of any game and refusing to quite the stands till the last second when they start switching off the lights...

          -You think Shaq raps better than Dr. Dre and LL Cool J and acts better than Jack Nicholson and Denzel Washington...

          and it's celebration time in your home every game Shaquille's free throw percentage rate jumps to double figures...

          -You paint your room orange with just some abrupt lines of black here and there

          You know you are totally and hopelessly
          addicted to basketball when...

          -You never read books. Actually never, until NBA launched its "Read to Achieve" campaign... Now you read 10 books a month!

          -You think your kid has a decent one in five chance to make it to the NBA, because he plays basketball soooooo well. You constantly motivate him by saying: "Look my son. If LeBron can make it, so can you. Just train, train, train, and it will surely happen..."

          -You think life is so unfair to the poor Toronto Raptors players with all those exorbitant taxes they have to pay to the Canadian government.

          -You write Commissioner Stern suggesting NBA franchises must be established in every US city that has a population over 100,000. Hawaii and Anchorage should not be denied this time.

          ...Next stage? In a true spirit of NAFTA, you campaign for ten new NBA franchises each for Canada and Mexico.

          You know you are totally and hopelessly
          addicted to basketball when...

          -You only buy "Sports Illustrated" issues when they have a basketball cover on.

          -Your friend asks what contemporary American museums he should visit while visiting the States and you suggest James Naismith Memorial Hall of Fame as the best choice.

          -You’ve got two television sets put side by side in your living room: one to watch your 900 channel cable and satellite programming, the other to watch NBA TV.

          -You suggest MIT takes over the publication of the "Journal of Basketball Studies"

          -When, according to you, the most famous international name abbreviations, and in no particular preference order are: USA, UK, UN, UNESCO, UNICEF, WHO, ABA, CBA, CBL, ABL, BBL, IBL, EBA, GBA, NBA, NBL, NBDL, NCAA, NJCAA, NRL, JUCO, NAIA, WNBA, WPBL, WBL, WBA, PBA, PBL, MBA, NBL, UBA, UBL, USBL, UPBL, SEBL, XBL, FIBA, WABA, COPABA, DIBF, IWBF, USADB.

          -Your geography teacher asks for a class presentation and you entitle your subject: The land His Airness made famous.

          -You wore a black tie as a sign of mourning for a full month after Indianapolis 2002.

          -You readily coughed up with $29.99 and bought a German pronunciation guide just to check how to pronounce the name - Nowitzki or Novitzki.

          -Your heart pounds so hard you can hardly say hi to your favorite basketball player

          -After games, you never go down to the floor fearing you may unnecessarily cause damage to the basketball court floor...

          -You nominate Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears as the next basketball sensation duo after Kobe and Shaq.

          -5ive remains your all-time favorite music band and Jay-Z your favorite rapper.

          You know you are totally and hopelessly
          addicted to basketball when...

          -Your basketball team is down by twenty five points and there's 1 minute 10 remaining on the clock. You get two free throws and you make both of them believing this will fire up your team and give them a decent chance to catch on… Then you look around and there’s nobody left on the stands... and half your teammates have already hit the dressing room...

          -You endlessly argue with your English language teacher about the merits of using or not using a hyphen in Shareef Abdur-Rahim's name, while he is responding to you: Yes but who is Shareef Abdur-Rahim anyway?

          -After seeing the movie “O”, you genuinely surprise yourself and your literary friends with the conviction that in his time, Othello was indeed an accomplished basketball athlete...
          …and you contemplate on the possibility that the multi-talented William Shakespeare possibly created the game of basketball himself and that James Naismith just stole the idea from one of William Shakespeare’s obscure works.

          -You reluctantly admit that once or twice every 4 years or so, you are caught watching some few minutes of Formula 1, Wimbledon tennis, perhaps some brief highlights of Super Bowl or FIFA World Championship action. But you add, not to worry, still no sport impressed you much and that nothing can take the place of basketball in your heart...

          -You think "Basketball Digest" is the publication that sells the most worldwide, and that it is published in 38 languages no less.

          -You know all there is to know about Earl the Goat Manigault, but you've never heard about Michael Owen or David Beckham.

          -Asked about the name of the most famous Chinese communist leader, you respond that his name is Yao Tse-Tung.
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            -You’re asked in a spelling bee contest to spell Krzyzewsky, Gheorghe, Gugliotta, Marciulionis, Jacikevicius, Ilgauskas and Szczerbiak… and you spell each and every name perfectly right. What's more, you spell Tomjanovich with an 'h' and Rakocevic without one...
            It's actually Jasikevicius.

            -You are outraged with so many 'phony' basketball fans who start leaving the game full three minutes before the final whistle...

            particularly as you yourself have the odd habit of arriving a full hour before start of any game and refusing to quite the stands till the last second when they start switching off the lights...
            Very true!

            PERFECT! I NEED TO KEEP A COPY OF THIS!

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            • #7
              Re: Only in America!

              Originally posted by PaCeRs_GuRL
              It's actually Jasikevicius.



              Dork!
              You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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              • #8
                Re: Only in America!

                Originally posted by SoupIsGood


                Dork!
                Indeed

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                • #9
                  Re: Only in America!

                  Good read thanks man and there were a few there that I must admit I am so I guess that means I like the NBA or something? Who knows

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                  • #10
                    Re: Only in America!

                    Here's a football joke!

                    http://www.sportsjokes.co.uk/jokes/a...ll/index.shtml

                    American football jokes, american football humour and comedy.

                    Our offensive line was so good that even our backs couldn't get through it.

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                    Football is a game of inches, and that's how some teams move the ball.

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                    As John Madden says, "If you see a defensive line with a lot of dirt on their backs, they've had a bad day."

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                    Our linebacker is so strong he can pitch horseshoes while they're still on the horse.

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                    We play in a dome stadium. We always prefer to kick with the air-conditioning at our backs.

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                    I thought one of the linemen had a tattoo on his leg but it turned out to be a government meat inspection stamp.

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                    He's so huge, instead of a number he should have a license plate.

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                    The coach was marching on the field alongside the band. A majorette threw her baton in the air and then dropped it. A fan yelled, "Hey, I see you coach the band, too."

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                    Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them.

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                    Did you hear about the world's dumbest center? They had to stencil on his pants: This End Up. On his shoes they put, T. G. I. F., "Toes go in first."

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                    I say let's make football more entertaining and give the quarterback something else to think about. Let's arm each middle linebacker with a coconut custard pie.

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                    Some chickens were in a yard when a football flew over the fence. A rooster walked by and said, "I'm not complaining, girls, but look at the work they're doing next door!"

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                    The coach says his favorite play is the one where one of our players pitches the ball back to the official after he has scored a touchdown.

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                    The coach was always a step ahead of all opposing coaches. When they started the two-platoon system, he had a three-platoon system one on offense, one on defense, and one to go to classes.

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                    Our quarterback knows how to do everything with a football except autograph it.

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                    I gave up my hope of being a star halfback the second day of practice. One tackle grabbed my left leg, another grabbed my right leg, and the linebacker looked at me and said, "Make a wish!"

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                    Pro linemen are so huge that it takes just four of them to make a dozen.

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                    Our players have a lot on the ball. Unfortunately, it's never their hands.

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                    He wore number 53. Unfortunately, that was his combined SAT score.

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                    We were in a really tough game. Our quarterback started praying, and we heard a distant voice say, "Please don't include me in this."

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                    That linebacker has rung so many bells he has a fan club consisting entirely of Avon ladies.

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                    We have lots of veterans on this year's squad. Too bad they're all from World War II.

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                    The place kicker missed his attempt at a field goal. He was so angry, he went to kick himself and missed again.

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                    They call it their nickel defense, because that's what it's worth.

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                    Wife to friend:"The most exciting play of the season was when Fred sat on the cheese dip."

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                    I would have played football, but I have an intestinal problem - no guts.

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                    I knew that he was on steroids. His I.Q. and neck size were the same number.

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                    "I know I told you that I loved you more than football, honey, but that was during the strike."

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                    Wife: "It's Super Monday. Football season is over!"

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                    You know that your coaching job is in trouble when the marching band forms a noose at half-time.

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                    Old quarterbacks never die. They just pass away.

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                    We have so many players on the disabled list the team bus can park in a handicapped space.

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                    This team employs their famous "Doughnut Defense" the one with the big hole in the middle.

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                    This year I can assure you that we are going to move the ball. I just hope that it's forward.

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                    The only way they can gain yardage is to run their game films backward.

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                    Husband: "Hey, Marie, do you have anything you want to say before the football season starts?"

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                    He retired due to illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of his coaching.
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