Things Found Only in America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese
burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the
vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to
screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss
a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning
'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braille lettering