You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?
Va, I love you. I can't hold back any longer. We can consumate this tonight.
Jerry: You faked it?
Elaine: I faked it.
Jerry: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
Elaine: Not bad, huh?
Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
Elaine: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
The guy has to show invested interest though, the girl can't be too agressive in pursuing, because if he doesn't like her she looks like a chump too.
Pssht..Please Alpacas are more graceful creatures than llamas will ever be.