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    more we need more,i can just envsion so many people at nightclubs trying these, ohh it's priceless

    No accounting for some peoples taste eh LA... I'm not quite sure i get the Burger King one, down here the Burger Kings just go, Our burgers are better, Ohhh Yeahhh !


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    Hey babe, why don't we go back to my place and do all of the things I'm gonna tell my friends we did anyway?

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    Why waste your time with "pick up" lines?
    Not everybody can be like VA and walk into a bar and have girls all over them. It has to be hard for you to picture how the other half lives.

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    "Excuse me, do you realize how rude you're being? Makin' me feel this good without even telling me your name."

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    Baby, you stole my heart from across the room. But that's okay because I have three more in the freezer at home.
    Narf!

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    girl you must be from Tennessee cause you're the only Ten-I-See

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    "my, what boobs you have...here, let me hold 'em for you."

    "Your hands look like they can use some lotion....so does your mouth"

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    "I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves."

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    I still dont see the point of pick up lines. More times then not you just make a fool of yourself.

    I prefer to start up a conversation about something relevant, as I did the other night with a young lady about the "Irish Pub" sweatshirt she was wearing.

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    Wanna go halves on a b******?

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    Best/most shocking/best again pickup line I ever heard in person:

    "I bet you got a phat p****."

    And guess what? It worked. I'm serious - they went home together.
    Along that same theme one of the guys at work went up to a girl and his line was (keep in mind this is verbatim):

    -"I wanna hit that"

    He ended up hooking up with her, not sure if they ever officially "dated" (she didnt want a title, blah blah blah) but I know he got his wish.......

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    I still dont see the point of pick up lines. More times then not you just make a fool of yourself.
    dont think anyone here is suggesting that you actually go out and use these one liners....hell most of 'em are absolutely horrible or over used like a billion times...and your butt will get rejected faster than a JO block

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    "I'm gonna be honest with you, You have a breath-taking hiney. I mean WOW! I want to be on that."

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    "My, that shirt looks becoming on you! Of course, I'd be coming if I was on you too"

    ZING!

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    Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

    Hilarious. And SOOO classic.
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    *approach*

    "Let's do this."

    *remove pants*

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    "Would you like to come to the pants party?"
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    Get a ladies attention and wiggle one fingure at her in an attempt to get her to come over. If she does say, "I got you here with one fingure, imagine what I could do with five!"

    Babe, that shirt looks awesome on you. You know it would look better on my floor.

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