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    Cool The Limerick Thread

    I probably will be the only one who will ever post one, but sometimes I have to entertain myself.


    There once was a Pacer named Ron,
    Who demanded a trade from Boss Don,
    Ron really can ball,
    Plays D better than all,
    But the team sure is glad that he's gone.

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    There's an All Star forward named Jermaine O'Neal
    he averaged around .54 steals
    One partner in crime is Fred Jones
    All his dunks are bad to the bone
    Next is Danger, potential Rookie of the Year
    I have no doubt he'll have an amazing career
    Those are 3 players of my most favorite team
    Winning a championship is all of our dreams

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    There once was a limerick
    About a coach named Carlisle, Rick
    Never really understood what it meant
    Word up, that's how it went
    The last line didn't even rhyme with the first two

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    There once was a player name Jax,
    He shopped for gold chains to relax,
    On the court he's a shooter,
    His foes he would neuter,
    But to refs he would always talk back(s).

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    Thanks to PacerGurl and Raskolnikov for giving it a try!

    We once had a center named Rik,
    Very tall, but not very quick.
    He shot from outside,
    Many points he'd provide,
    And my wife thought he'd have a big ...bank account.

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    There once was a fella named Boyle,
    Thoughts of homerism made him recoil.
    His comments? They're factful,
    His descriptions? Pteradactyl!
    Yeah, that one about Rik was a poil! (Or When I heard that my pants I did soil!)

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    There was a great player named Wilt,
    one of his nicknames was "Stilt",
    on the court- was a winner,
    off the court- loved ''top-spinners'',
    (those are ladies petitely built!)

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    There once was a coach called "Slick",
    who grew up as a Terre Haute hick,
    Great leader of Pacers,
    After beers he'd drink chasers,
    and kick a** with a big hockey stick.

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    Those are great!

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    There is a new Pacer named Pedja,
    who just had a sense of vu-deja,
    TWICE he heard he was traded
    To the Pacers was fated,
    Just weird -- like that movie "Fantasia".

    (This one is about the trade, then no-trade, then trade-is-on-again concerning Artest and Pedja.)

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    Pacers Digest is where all the fans
    Of the best basketball team in the land
    Gather to moan gripe and flame
    About Tinsley's last game
    And never to give him a hand


    There once was a GM named Bird
    Who supposedly had the last word
    But he's a bump on a log
    Walsh is really Top Dog
    At least that's what I heard


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    There's a player named Kobe Bryant,
    to his team he isn't reliant,
    he takes all the shots,
    the good ones, the nots,
    'cause his ego is truly giant.

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    We once had a shooter name Miller
    Who was a prodigious hoop filler
    He'd screen and he'd shoot
    All the fans would say WOOT!
    Boy was that guy a thriller!

    [edit]...and the award for best use of the word "prodigious" in a basketball related limerick goes to...[/edit]

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    We drafted a rookie named Granger
    He was given the nickname of Danger
    He'll soar and he'll block
    and come up with the rock
    I sure hope that guy's not a stranger

    sorry...best I could do on short notice

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    Travmil,
    On the Larry Bird = Bump on a log line!
    Also good work on using the word "woot".

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    As a fan I'm kind of bitter,
    but I promise I won't be a quitter,
    I've spent some big coin,
    now Jermaine pops his groin,
    And our season is in the shi**er.

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    We've added a new player to our roster.
    He's 6 numbers up from Jeff Foster.
    His name starts with a P
    We'll help him with D
    but we all know he can shoot the 3.

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    Sarunas Jasikevicius
    Ron and Ben are savages
    Runi knocks down 3's
    Ron's a B
    and Ben declines his averages

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    "We're gamblers," say the brothers Maloof,
    "But getting Ron wasn't a goof,
    He's not Jack the Ripper!,
    Now bring in the strippers!
    and pour us some 100 proof!"

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    Default Re: The Limerick Thread

    I once thought this tread was annoying
    I planned on bashing it until I began toying
    with different Pacer player names
    it was a damn shame
    I couldn't think of anything worth soying

    I suck.

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    I really have nothing to say
    I guess today is Monday
    So, I'm off to the bed
    To lay down my head
    and dream we play the right way

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    People use nasty words when they're speakin',
    dirty words are what they are seekin',
    they'd like to say f***in,
    but this board they are stuck in,
    so, again and again they say "freakin'.

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    Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger,
    With kickin' a**, he wasn't a stranger,
    Bruce Lee fought Jabbar,
    An NBA star,
    I'd like to see Chuck vs. Granger.

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    Good writer, that Uncle Buck,
    though he is a bit down on his luck,
    He loved that Artest,
    and now he's depressed,
    Seems he might jump in front of a truck.

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    Peck was in love with Dale Davis
    An earful about Dale he gave us
    Dale came back to Indy to play
    It really made Peck's day
    But now he signed with the Pistons, Lord save us

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