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    Default OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    They're going to go over the list of Chuck Norris facts!

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    what's with the obsesson over chuck norris?

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    Chuck actually read ten of the facts, and he said his favorite is:

    "They wanted to put Chuck Norris' face on Mt. Rushmore, but the gravel was not hard enough for his beard."

    Man, that was great.

    If anyone taped that, PLEASE send me a copy.

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    Hah! He just did his own.

    Classic.

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    Chuck missed the memo, those jokes got run into the groud about a week ago....
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

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    Chuck missed the memo, those jokes got run into the groud about a week ago....
    *shields self from inevitable roundhouse kick to SIG's groin*

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    Chuck missed the memo, those jokes got run into the groud about a week ago....
    A good number of them are duplicated from the random Vin Diesel facts...which have been around for quite a while.

    At least he didn't make an all your base joke.

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    http://msn.foxsports.com/bestdamn

    It was very easy to find...

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    Perfect time to bring this up for Shade and Moses....if you haven't seen it yet:

    http://www.devilducky.com/media/41136/
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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    God...I was ROFL when I watched that.
    Ash from Army of Darkness: Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun.

    This is David West, he is the Honey Badger, West just doesn't give a *****....he's pretty bad *ss cuz he has no regard for any other Player or Team whatsoever.

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    Perfect time to bring this up for Shade and Moses....if you haven't seen it yet:

    http://www.devilducky.com/media/41136/
    I saw that a while back when it was on because somebody PM'd me about it. It's a pretty funny video.

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    He's taught thousands of young kids martial arts?

    God help us. Thats going to be the next generation of phenomenal athletes.

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kstat
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    what's with the obsesson over chuck norris?
    Somebody needs to answer this PLEASE! I really want to know. Everywhere I go... CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS! ROUNDHOUSE KICK CHUCK NORRIS OMFG!!!!1111ONEELEVEN!!!

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    what's with the obsesson over chuck norris?
    A man once walked up to Chuck Norris and said he wasn't anything special. Chuck Norris just glared at the man and his Kidneys instantly liquified.

    That should give you something to think about. He's only the biggest hardass on the earth.

    The real scoop is just that it's so goofy to imagine Chuck Norris being so tough and crazy. Just take a look at the guy and he is the perfect guy to make into a hardass. It's just funny thinking about Chuck Norris running around and doing everything these crazy jokes say...but they almost all originated from Vin Diesel jokes which were popular a year ago.

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    Yeah? But why Chuck Norris? Why not Michael Jackson, or Oprah or somebody more original like that? Mike Tyson? Now that one I see coming...

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

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    Yeah? But why Chuck Norris? Why not Michael Jackson, or Oprah or somebody more original like that? Mike Tyson? Now that one I see coming...
    How are those people MORE original than Chuck f#cking Norris?

    Besides, all of the aforementioned do a pretty damn good job of making themselves targets wih the idiotic things they do.

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kstat
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    what's with the obsesson over chuck norris?
    You may want to check your imagination. I think it's broken.

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    I wish they would make some of these things up for McGyver or however you spell. I'm sure those could be pretty funny.
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    I wish they would make some of these things up for McGyver or however you spell. I'm sure those could be pretty funny.
    Some other candidates would be Keanu Reeves and Bob Saget. Why? Just because.

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    I wish they would make some of these things up for McGyver or however you spell. I'm sure those could be pretty funny.
    They used MacGyver in a couple of the Chuck Norris ones I've seen.

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    Anybody knows what Bruce Lees next move here is?


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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    I wonder how Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee would do in a Mixed Martial Arts fight?
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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fireball Kid
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    I wonder how Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee would do in a Mixed Martial Arts fight?
    What do u mean? Like UFC? I dont know about chuck norris, but Bruce Lee is BRUCE LEE... He loved live fights and sometimes did it just to test his skills against various martial sports, tournaments, opponents.
    The UFC still has some limitations to it, even though they refer to it as "ultimate fighting". There are still rules that say you can't do this or that. But I think as a test of your skills, Bruce would like it. Read down here...

    http://www.allbrucelee.com/article/training_with.htm

    What does this has to do with basketball anyways?

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    Default Re: OT - Chuck Norris on Best Damn Sports Show Period!

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    Chuck Norris became a huge hit when Leno or whoever had that damn Walker bar he used to pull during his late night talk show.
    Conan O'Brien, actually. I loved that thing.

    I had a friend who was a huge fan of the show back when it was still new. It was so corny...

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