I think I just figured out what my midlife crisis is going to be: SNOWBOARDING!
I've been watching the Olympics and it looks like a lot of fun. I was a skateboarder/surfer when I was a teenager (I was even sponsored by a local bicycle shop) and I know how to ski, so I figure the learning curve won't be too difficult.
So I told my wife, and she said that as long as it wasn't a woman 10 years younger than me, my midlife crisis can be whatever I want.
So with that subject in mind, what do you want your midlife crisis to be?