There's a site that's worth following:
1. These guys provide some refreshing plainspoken funny NBA and rookies rankings/comments each (or sometimes every second) weekend. They aren't diplomatic, but they really provide some gems time to time. There are some from the past:
No.1 Pistons. They lost a game and then went back to the lockerroom and laughed for an hour about how good they are.
No.4 Grizzlies. All jokes aside, this team plays the right way, because they aren't coached by Larry ****ing Brown.
No.13 T-Wolves. I would pay to see the looks Spree's relatives give him these days. That's gotta be some uncut comedy right there.
No.15 Lakers. Asked to comment on his two-game suspension, a smirking Kobe stated: "I respect the League's ruling, but I still think it's little unfair. I mean, it's not like a raped someone." Then, he got in his Benz and drove away laughing like a meglomaniac who had James Bond in a deathtrap. I still don't know why people hate him.
No.16 Magic. For all the kids out there who never saw G. Hill's first step in his prime, let me put it this way: The nigga used to get the ball, stand there and freeze his man, then he'd take off like Chevy Chase on that sled in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
No.17 Nuggets. Steve Deberg's pinky to Marcus Camby's pinky: "You're a fuc*ing pus*y, dude."
No.20 Bulls. The Bulls paid 60 mill to an overrated big man with a bad heart after all. Funny how that worked out.
No.21 Wizards. Etan Thomas expressed his feelings about the season with the following Haiku:
Damn, fans. We Sorry.
Lots of Offense, No defense.
I'm still rich though, fans.
No.27 Bobcats. Asked to comment on Emeka Okafor's latest injury, an irate Bernie Bickerstaff replied, "**** you! And **** Dwight Howard! There you go. That's my comment. Happy? Print that. Bye."
No.29 Knicks. Captain's Log: StarDate 6871.3: We have just passed through a severe magnetic storm. Three of our crewman are dead and LARRY BROWN STILL HASN'T SET HIS ****ING STARTING LINEUP!!!! *******!!! KAAAAAAAAHN!!!!
2. On the other hand, I have to warn those who might get interested in that site that they might not like what they'll read there about Pacers. I'm starting to have mixed feelings about these guys myself, as they emerged as true Pacers-haters (and especially Larry Bird-haters) during several latter months and are rather offensive time to time:
"Sources have revealed that an Artest deal with an unidentified team is being held up because Bad Dad is trying to include the parental rights to his daughter Corrie in the transaction. What a scumbag."
"With Ron Artest no longer standing in the way, one has to wonder why Steal O' The Draft, Danny Granger hasn't stepped up for the Pacers. Oh, I know. Because he some bull****."
"Peja isn't the answer for the underachieving Pacers, who still have no center, nor do they have a threat at point guard, a position Bad Dad tried to shore up with a Euro Guard with worse knees than Daryl Walker and Pat Ewing both standing in line for Prince tickets at the Garden."
"Sarunas Jasikevicius: Now, I remember where I know him from… HE WAS A DAMN SCRUB AT MARYLAND!"