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    From my hidden camera in Donnie’s office

    Secretary: Ron is here to see you now, Donnie

    DW: (coughs, stamps out cigarette butt) OK Betty, send him in

    (door creaks)
    DW: Hi Ron! A little late, but have a seat—we’ve got a lot to talk about

    Ron: Umm… OK, but first… (reaches for his belt)

    DW: Don’t shoot me Ron! (falls to his knees)

    Ron: Hey Donnie, chill…I just tucked a copy of my new CD under my belt to give to you.

    DW: OK… but I’m not into that new-fangled music.

    Ron: You’ll like it…

    DW: I’m more of a Barbara Streisand/Bette Midler type, to be honest, along with the soundtracks to the Godfather movies.

    Ron: (blinks his eyes 30 times in silence)… Umm… then give it to Larry.

    DW: Larry just listens to “Achey Breakie Heart” over and over again. Here, I’ll give it to Mel Daniels. He had some grandkids, I think.
    (pause)

    DW: So Ron, what’s this from your agent about you not happy if you were in Sacramento?

    Ron: My agent says some crazy *****, man…

    DW: where did you get him?

    Ron: He’s a supervisor at Circuit City.

    DW: WTF is that?

    Ron: You know… stereo stuff. He buys things for me at the employee discount.

    DW: Why would you hire him as an agent?

    Ron: They got good stuff there, that Circuit City. And bigger discounts than my last agent from Best Buy.

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    (I’ll transcribe more as time permits)

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    ^^Wouldn't surprise about the Circuit City thing. My theory on Ron's agent is that if he gets Ron to LA or GS it will make him look good, and more people will want him as their agent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indy0731
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    ^^Wouldn't surprise about the Circuit City thing. My theory on Ron's agent is that if he gets Ron to LA or GS it will make him look good, and more people will want him as their agent.
    I was thinking the same thing. That is why Donnie also needs to remind Stevens that Rosenhaus lost many players because of his stupidity. If I'm Donnie I'd tell Stevens "Mark your a smart man. Do you really want to crash and burn because of Ron Artest? I didn't think so and I can guarantee the Simons will not forget how helpful you have been. This is not about today. This is about tomorrow, next year, and 5 years from now. You're not going to make a killing payday on this deal. Think of the big picture".
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    (continued)

    DW: Let’s cut out the crap, Ron. We will tell you where you will play. You don’t have a no-trade, and we will suspend you @$$ without pay if you don’t go along, got it?

    Ron: But I want to have fun, Donnie.

    DW: And where is it that you think you can have fun?

    Ron: there are more Circuit City stores in Southern California and in New York than there are in Indy or Sacramento.

    DW: Let’s cut the Circuit City crap—DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID???

    Ron: Yeah. Even with the discount, stuff ain’t free.

    DW: Where do you want to go, setting aside the discount electronics angle for a moment.

    Ron: The Knicks pay you a lot of money even if you are awful. I can buy lots of stuff if I go there.

    DW: The Knicks can't pay you any more than we do—a contract is a contract.

    Ron: That’s not what my agent said—

    DW: Cause you agent is a freakin’ moron who sells blenders all day!!!

    (more later)

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    Ron: I want to play for a good team.

    DW: We were pretty damn good until you wrecked it.

    Ron: I want to be able to play my album in the locker room. Jermaine won’t let me.

    DW: Why not?

    Ron: He says it sucks.

    DW: That’s just an opinion—some of the other guys probably like it.

    Ron: They all say it sucks.

    DW: Music ain’t everything, Ron. Can we move on here. Basketball is my life. Isn’t it important to you?

    Ron: Sure. I need it to get stuff.

    DW: Enough with the stuff, OK. We will send to you Sacramento. I’ll call them on the phone and you convince them that you want to go there.

    Ron: What if I don’t?

    DW: We’ll send you to Toronto for Matt Bonner and Aaron Williams.

    Ron: (gasps) There’s NO CIRCUIT CITIES ANYWHERE AROUND TORONTO!!!!

    DW: Well then, you had better convince Sacramento that you are good with this.

    Ron: OK, I’m with it.

    (more later)

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    DW: Betty, get the Kings on the line.

    Secretary: OK Boss.

    DW: Want a smoke?

    Ron: No… Mind if I rap while we wait?

    DW: Yes (cough…cough, hack, spit). Here Ron, have a Fresca.

    Ron: Um… OK…

    Betty: I’ve got Joe Maloof on the line, Donnie.

    DW: thanks, Betty… Hi-ya Joe!!!!

    Maloof: Donnie, how ya doin’! Have a good night’s sleep? I tossed and turned myself. To think we almost took your problem off your hands—what was I thinking!

    DW: Joe, I’ve got Ron here, and he want to be a King.

    Maloof: Seriously?

    DW: Yes, ask him yourself.

    Maloof: You’re a little late, we’re gonna send him to Toronto for Matt Bonner and Aaron Williams.

    DW: Given him another chance, Joe. We gave him 324 second chances. This is only number 2 for you.

    Maloof: OK. Peja’s not thrilled about Toronto anyway. Ron, you there?

    Ron: Yes Sir! I’m here. I want to play in Sacramento. I can hang with Bonzi. I can help the team win, and I can get stuff.

    Maloof: I like to win. Can I talk to your agent?

    Ron: He’s on duty at the cell phone counter until 4.

    Maloof: Are you sure about this? I need to sell this trade to the team and our fans.

    Ron: It was all the media’s fault. Big misunderstanding. I’ll be good.

    Maloof: Those awful media types... OK Ron, welcome aboard!

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    Can you stream this video by any chance?

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    Richly witty, PT. Very funny stuff. I think you've got a potential column with the hidden camera angle here. Really funny thing is, it's probably not too far off.

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    told you so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacertom
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    Maloof: You’re a little late, we’re gonna send him to Toronto for Matt Bonner and Aaron Williams.

    DW: Given him another chance, Joe. We gave him 324 second chances. This is only number 2 for you.

    Maloof: OK. Peja’s not thrilled about Toronto anyway. Ron, you there?

    Maloof: Can I talk to your agent?

    Ron: He’s on duty at the cell phone counter until 4.

    Maloof: Are you sure about this? I need to sell this trade to the team and our fans.

    Ron: It was all the media’s fault. Big misunderstanding. I’ll be good.

    Maloof: Those awful media types... OK Ron, welcome aboard!
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    Thanks for the chuckle, it was sorely needed today!

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    Ron: (gasps) There’s NO CIRCUIT CITIES ANYWHERE AROUND TORONTO!!!!
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    Ron: (gasps) There’s NO CIRCUIT CITIES ANYWHERE AROUND TORONTO!!!!
    Actually, we have quite a few stores that belong to the same partnership...called "The Source by Circuit City". They're all over the place.


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    Actually, we have quite a few stores that belong to the same partnership...called "The Source by Circuit City". They're all over the place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacertom
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    From my hidden camera in Donnie’s office

    Secretary: Ron is here to see you now, Donnie

    DW: (coughs, stamps out cigarette butt) OK Betty, send him in

    (door creaks)
    DW: Hi Ron! A little late, but have a seat—we’ve got a lot to talk about

    Ron: Umm… OK, but first… (reaches for his belt)

    DW: Don’t shoot me Ron! (falls to his knees)

    Ron: Hey Donnie, chill…I just tucked a copy of my new CD under my belt to give to you.

    DW: OK… but I’m not into that new-fangled music.

    Ron: You’ll like it…

    DW: I’m more of a Barbara Streisand/Bette Midler type, to be honest, along with the soundtracks to the Godfather movies.

    Ron: (blinks his eyes 30 times in silence)… Umm… then give it to Larry.

    DW: Larry just listens to “Achey Breakie Heart” over and over again. Here, I’ll give it to Mel Daniels. He had some grandkids, I think.
    (pause)

    DW: So Ron, what’s this from your agent about you not happy if you were in Sacramento?

    Ron: My agent says some crazy *****, man…

    DW: where did you get him?

    Ron: He’s a supervisor at Circuit City.

    DW: WTF is that?

    Ron: You know… stereo stuff. He buys things for me at the employee discount.

    DW: Why would you hire him as an agent?

    Ron: They got good stuff there, that Circuit City. And bigger discounts than my last agent from Best Buy.

    -----
    (I’ll transcribe more as time permits)
    Looking at your avatar, it now dawns on me how you were able to obtain this info for us.

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    great stuff, this has me dying over here

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarey
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    Actually, we have quite a few stores that belong to the same partnership...called "The Source by Circuit City". They're all over the place.
    Hmmm...

    Maybe in Canada they give a smaller employee discount, and THAT would freak him out.

    darn it... Got to do my research next time I write a piece!


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    Ron: I want to play for a good team.

    DW: We were pretty damn good until you wrecked it.

    Ron: I want to be able to play my album in the locker room. Jermaine won’t let me.

    DW: Why not?

    Ron: He says it sucks.

    DW: That’s just an opinion—some of the other guys probably like it.

    Ron: They all say it sucks.

    DW: Music ain’t everything, Ron. Can we move on here. Basketball is my life. Isn’t it important to you?

    Ron: Sure. I need it to get stuff
    FUNNY!
    Right! He obviously doesn't give a crap about playing basketball.
    Edit:Your music REALLY SUCKS!

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