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    Default The best Artest trade no one has considered

    The answer is easy, it came to me in a dream last night.

    We must make a trade with the New England Patriots

    Outgoing: Ron Artest, Eddie Gill

    Incoming: Diet Pepsi Machine

    The Diet Pepsi Machine is a natural born playmaker, can play all 5 positions, and doesn't mind JO having the lime light.

    I was ready for Josh Smith to go to Indiana, but he went to the NBA. I am ready for him to come to Indiana once again.

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    Default Re: The best Artest trade no one has considered

    "George's athleticism is bananas!" - Marc J. Spears

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    Default Re: The best Artest trade no one has considered

    I thought the Pats already drafted it. We should just get a good ol vending machine.

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    Default Re: The best Artest trade no one has considered

    David Stern nixed the idea because he says it would create an issue because of the new uniform rule.

    Stern:
    "How could you ever enforce the length of his shorts? Where exactly is his knees? It wouldn't be fair to the other players. Diet Pepsi Machine won't be allowed in this league"

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    Default Re: The best Artest trade no one has considered

    That's true.

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    Default Re: The best Artest trade no one has considered

    Quote Originally Posted by tinsley#11
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    The Diet Pepsi Machine is a natural born playmaker, can play all 5 positions, and doesn't mind JO having the lime light.

    Sierra Mist light?

    I'd say the machine would let him have all he wants.
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    Default Re: The best Artest trade no one has considered

    The Vending Machine is only good at football

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    Default Re: The best Artest trade no one has considered

    Then what about the machine that JO comes out of in his commercial?

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    That machine may be able to score the ball, but is soft as charmin and cannot defend the quicker/stronger players in the league. I say we need a RC Cola machine; lacks the flash of D-Pep but is a lock-down defender and solid rebounder. Now if we could get that and a 1st rounder, I say DO IT DONNIE!!!!!

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    Then what about the machine that JO comes out of in his commercial?
    We should lock ron in that machine

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    and put it in the draft so the team that picks it gets ron too.

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    Pacers Gurl is a genius
    I was ready for Josh Smith to go to Indiana, but he went to the NBA. I am ready for him to come to Indiana once again.

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    *starts chanting* MACHINE MACHINE MACHINE
    Sorry, I didn't know advertising was illegal here. Someone call the cops!

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    Default Re: The best Artest trade no one has considered

    Did you see the catch he made the other day?

    That pepsi machine has some of the best hands I have ever seen. I doubt he'd leave his NFL career to try out the NBA. He and Tom Brady have become good pals to so I seriously doubt they would part.

    We could however trade Ron Artest for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice. He's also beaten connect 4 in 3 moves. Thats a true champ right there.

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