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    Give me time
    To realise my crime
    Let me love and steal
    I have danced inside your eyes
    How can I be real

    Do you really want to hurt me
    Do you really want to make me cry

    Precious kisses
    Words that burn me
    Lovers never ask you why
    In my heart the fireís burning
    Choose my colour
    Find a star
    Precious people always tell me
    Thatís a step
    A step too far

    Chorus:
    Do you really want to hurt me
    Do you really want to make me cry
    Do you really want to hurt me
    Do you really want to make me cry

    Words are few
    I have spoken
    I could waste a thousand years
    Wrapped in sorrow words are token
    Come inside and catch my tears
    Youíve been talking but believe me
    If itís true you do not know
    This boy loves without a reason
    Iím prepared to let you go
    If itís love you want from me
    Then take it away
    Everything is not what you see
    Itís over today

    (chorus)

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    I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
    That's the way you like to ****, clogged up fog alert
    Rip the pants and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt
    In the garden all in the dirt
    Roll around Georgia Brown that's the way I like it twerk
    Legs jerk, overworked, underpaid but don't be afraid
    In the sun or up in the shade
    On the top of my escalade
    Maybe your girl and my friend can trade; tag team, off the ropes!
    On the ocean or in the boat! Factories or on hundred spokes!
    What about up in the candy sto' that chocolate chocolate make it melt
    Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt
    Scream help play my game; dracula man I'll get my fangs
    Horseback and I'll get my reigns, school teacher let me get my grades
    Thats mad old

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    Now I'm lost

    last night I heard lepors
    flinch like birth defects
    it's musk was fecal in origin
    as the words dribbled off of its chin

    it said I'm lost
    I'm lost
    now I'm lost

    dolls wreck the minced meat of pupils
    cast at oblong arms length
    the hooks have been picking their scabs
    where wolves hide in the company of men

    it said
    I'm lost
    I'm lost
    now I'm lost

    are you peeking in the mirror
    perforated at the neck
    what of this mongrel architect
    our broken armor soon will set
    past present and future tense
    clipside of the pinkeye fountain

    now I'm lost

    it's been said
    long time ago
    you'll be the first and last to know
    you'll never know
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    I need this
    I need love
    I need you
    I don't need one hearbeat
    I need two

    There's an emptiness I need to fill
    And only one emptiness will do

    Only a woman
    Can brighten up my day
    Only a woman
    Can touch me the right way
    Only a woman
    Is allowed to touch me there
    All I ask is that you're a woman

    I like rain, I like ham
    I like you
    You're around, you're right here
    So you'll do

    I'm gonna tell you how much I love your mind
    But it simply isn't true

    Only a woman
    Can brighten up my day
    Only a woman
    Can touch me the right way
    Only a woman
    Is allowed to do what you're doing right now
    All I ask is that you're a woman

    And on saturdays when I've been partying hard
    And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fith tab of E
    that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman

    Right now
    Only a woman
    Can brighten up my day
    Only a woman
    Can do it just the right way
    Only a woman
    Should be doing that right now
    I just want you to be a woman
    Please just be a woman
    Or a man...
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    My bum is on the rail
    Bum is on the rail
    Look at Me
    My bum is on the rail
    My bum is on a man
    Bum is on a man
    It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man
    My bum is on a step
    Bum is on a step
    Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!
    (Insane Laughter)
    And thats not very fun
    If you fall down and hurt your bum
    I like to put my bum on things
    It's fun for everyone

    My bum is on the cheese
    Bum is on the cheese
    If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
    My bum is on the Swedish
    Swedish, Swedish, Swedish
    My bum is on the gum
    My bum is on the gum
    I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
    My bum is on the ship
    The battleship
    I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
    I'd shoot POO all over the place
    POO POO!!

    Cause that isn't very fun
    When they shoot a cannon in your bum
    I like to put my bum on things
    it's fun for everyone
    My bum is on the dog
    My bum is on the cat
    My bum is on the phone
    My bum is all alone......

    The rail is all alone
    The man is all alone
    The Swedish is all alone
    My bum...is all alone....
    (Loo in the background)

    1,2,3,4
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    Get the poo off my bum!
    I need the POO off my BUM!!
    I've go to get the poopoo off my bum
    I want to hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
    No, let me hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
    NO NO NO, no, not the loon!
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
    I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
    I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!
    (Cannon Explodes)

    Yea! The cannon!
    Now get the poo off my bum coo coo
    I want the poo-poo off my bum bum...
    (Whining)Can I hear the loon again, too.

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    I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
    That's the way you like to ****, clogged up fog alert
    Rip the pants and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt
    In the garden all in the dirt
    Roll around Georgia Brown that's the way I like it twerk
    Legs jerk, overworked, underpaid but don't be afraid
    In the sun or up in the shade
    On the top of my escalade
    Maybe your girl and my friend can trade; tag team, off the ropes!
    On the ocean or in the boat! Factories or on hundred spokes!
    What about up in the candy sto' that chocolate chocolate make it melt
    Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt
    Scream help play my game; dracula man I'll get my fangs
    Horseback and I'll get my reigns, school teacher let me get my grades

    that is kinda old but I still think it's a good song....

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    Why are we all posting lyrics again??

    Oh well here's the David Banner song which sounds almost completely different then the edited version:

    DAVID BANNER LYRICS

    "Play"

    *** girl, I'm tryna get your ***** wet
    Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
    *** girl, I'm tryna get your ***** wet
    Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
    Gon play with it
    Gon play with it
    Gon play with it
    Gon play with it
    Gon play with it
    Work that clit
    *** girl

    Finger **** your ***** like you want some, girl
    Work it like a nigga straight licking on your pearl
    I wanna see you *** in the middle of the dance floor
    A nigga can't ****, what you think your finger made for
    I'ma beat that ***** up
    You get it wet enough, I might lick it up
    Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl
    Lick that clit
    *** girl


    Yea it's pretty ...

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    I have often told you stories
    About the way
    I lived the life of a drifter
    Waiting for the day
    When I'd take your hand
    And sing you songs
    Then maybe you would say
    Come lay with me love me
    And I would surely stay

    But I feel I'm growing older
    And the songs that I have sung
    Echo in the distance
    Like the sound
    Of a windmill goin' 'round
    I guess I'll always be
    A soldier of fortune

    Many times I've been a traveller
    I looked for something new
    In days of old
    When nights were cold
    I wandered without you
    But those days I thougt my eyes
    Had seen you standing near
    Though blindness is confusing
    It shows that you're not here

    Now I feel I'm growing older
    And the songs that I have sung
    Echo in the distance
    Like the sound
    Of a windmill goin' 'round
    I guess I'll always be
    A soldier of fortune
    Yes, I can hear the sound
    Of a windmill goin' 'round
    I guess I'll always be
    A soldier of fortune
    So Long And Thanks For All The Fish.

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    Then why not have Breakfast at Milliways!


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    Shouldn't this whole thread be in DSP?

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    I f****d your girlfriend last night.
    While you snored and drooled, I f****d your love.
    She called me daddy, and I called her baby when I smacked her a$$.
    I called her sugar when I ate her alive till daylight.
    And I slept with her all over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripped her a$$.
    Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some brash fantasy, but no, you were knocked out.
    But we were all knocked out you know, in a way.

    I serve too many masters.

    We didn't know you'd break the bottle that the magic came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists and neck.
    And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude, but you wouldn't know what you were doing because I didn't.
    Your girlfriend could have been a burn victim, an amputee, a dead body.
    But God damn I wanted to f***.

    I'm serving too many f***ing masters.

    [I told you. I told you motherf***er]

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    Now, it should be on it's way to DSP

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    This should do it...

    ****in in the butt
    ****in in the butt
    ****in in the butt

    I'd like to **** the **** out of you
    I'd like to **** the **** out of you
    I'd like to **** the **** out of you
    I'd like to **** the **** out of you

    Hey please put my gland in your hand
    Hey please put my gland in your hand
    Hey please put my gland in your hand
    Please put my gland in your hand

    Baby won't you give me some head
    Baby won't you give me some head
    Baby won't you give me some head
    Baby won't you give me some head

    We like to eat lunch down at the Y
    We like to eat luncu down at the Y
    We like to eat lunch down at the Y
    Why? Because we love you. Hi, my name's David, and these are my friends
    It's been a pleasure doin this album for ya
    We'd like to specially dedicate this album to all the members of the Mickey
    Mouse Fan Club
    And to you Mrs. Calabash, whereever you are.
    And i'd like to **** the **** out of you (fades to end of song).
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    You may think I'm foolish
    For the foolish things I do
    You may wonder how come I love you
    When you get on my nerves like you do
    Well baby you know you bug me
    There ain't no secret 'bout that
    Well come on over here and hug me
    Baby I'll spill the facts
    Well honey it ain't your money
    'Cause baby I got plenty of that
    I love you for your pink Cadillac
    Crushed velvet seats
    Riding in the back
    Oozing down the street
    Waving to the girls
    Feeling out of sight
    Spending all my money
    On a Saturday night
    Honey I just wonder what you do there in back
    Of your pink Cadillac
    Pink Cadillac

    Well now way back in the Bible
    Temptations always come along
    There's always somebody tempting
    Somebody into doing something they know is wrong
    Well they tempt you, man, with silver
    And they tempt you, sir, with gold
    And they tempt you with the pleasures
    That the flesh does surely hold
    They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple
    But man I ain't going for that
    I know it was her pink Cadillac
    Crushed velvet seats
    Riding in the back
    Oozing down the street
    Waving to the girls
    Feeling out of sight
    Spending all my money
    On a Saturday night
    Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back
    Of your pink Cadillac
    Now some folks say it's too big
    And uses too much gas
    Some folks say it's too old
    And that it goes too fast
    But my love is bigger than a Honda
    It's bigger than a Subaru
    Hey man there's only one thing
    And one car that will do
    Anyway we don't have to drive it
    Honey we can park it out in back
    And have a party in your pink Cadillac

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    What the he77 is going on here?

    Try this:

    Amor ti vieta di non amar...
    La man tua lieve che mi respinge,
    cerca la stretta della mia man:
    la tua pupilla esprime: "T'amo"
    se il labbro dice: "Non t'amerÚ!"



    Love itself bars you from not loving...
    Your light hand that repels me,
    still looks for the stroke of my hand:
    your eyes exclaim: "I love you"
    even when your lips say: "I will not love you!"

    From "Fedora" by Giordano
    "If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." - Jack Handy

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    Feel the rhythm with your hands
    Steal the rhythm while you can, spoonman
    Speak the rhythm on your own
    Speak the rhythm all alone, spoonman

    Spoonman, come together with your hands
    Save me, Iím together with your plan
    Save me

    All my friends are indians
    All my friends are brown and red, spoonman
    All my friends are skeletons
    They beat the rhythm with their bones,
    Spoonman

    Feel the rhythm with your hands
    Steal the rhythm while you can, spoonman
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    I just felt like being random....
    nothin wrong with that

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    Feel the rhythm with your hands
    Steal the rhythm while you can, spoonman
    Speak the rhythm on your own
    Speak the rhythm all alone, spoonman

    Spoonman, come together with your hands
    Save me, Iím together with your plan
    Save me

    All my friends are indians
    All my friends are brown and red, spoonman
    All my friends are skeletons
    They beat the rhythm with their bones,
    Spoonman

    Feel the rhythm with your hands
    Steal the rhythm while you can, spoonman
    WOW!!!

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    I just felt like being random....
    poit
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    When you're out with your friends
    In your new Mercedes-Benz
    And you're on drugs
    And you show up late for school
    'Cause you think you're really cool
    When you're on drugs
    And you put on your headphones
    And you step into the zone
    When you're on drugs
    But the world don't care
    If you are not there
    'Cause you're on drugs

    GIVE IT TO ME

    We are all on drugs yeah
    Never getting enough (never get enough)
    We are all on drugs yeah
    Give me some of that stuff (WOO)

    And you twitch in your seat
    'Cause you wanna hit the street
    When you're on drugs
    And you cause such a fuss
    'Cause there's no one you can trust
    When you're on drugs
    And the best of your days
    Will vanish into haze
    When you're on drugs
    And you wish you can quit
    'Cause you're really sick of it
    But you're on drugs

    GIVE IT TO ME

    We are all on drugs yeah
    Never getting enough (never get enough)
    We are all on drugs yeah
    Give me some of that stuff (WOO)

    I want to confiscate your drugs
    I don't think I could get enough, uh

    GIVE IT TO ME

    We are all on drugs yeah
    Never getting enough (never get enough)
    We are all on drugs yeah
    Give me some of that stuff (WOO)
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    SIR MIX-A-LOT LYRICS

    "Baby Got Back"

    [Intro]
    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
    It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
    one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
    But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
    They only talk to her, because,
    she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
    I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
    I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
    out there, I mean - gross. Look!
    She's just so ... black!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupy
    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)
    Baby got back!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like 'em round, and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
    I won't cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin' on
    A lot of simps won't like this song
    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I'd rather stay and play
    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!
    Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
    to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none
    Unless you've got buns, hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups,
    But please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that!
    'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
    You ain't it, Miss Thing!
    Give me a sista, I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'Cause his girls are on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
    So ladies, if the butt is round,
    And you want a triple X throw down,
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
    And kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back!

    (Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]


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    Anchor the night, open the sky
    Hide in the hours before sunrise
    Pray for me not, I won't lose sight
    Of where I belong and where you lie

    [Chorus]
    Heaven's dead when you get sad
    I see your wishes fly
    Out of time
    For the best time you've had

    Shipwreck the sun, I'm on your side
    An army of one, onward we'll ride
    And whisper your songs, birds to the air
    We'll bury all of our burdens there

    [Chorus]
    Heaven's dead when you get sad
    I see your wishes fly
    Out of time
    For the best time you've had
    Heaven's dead when you get sad
    I see your wishes fly
    Out of time
    For the best time you've had

    Best time you had
    For the best time you had
    Heaven's dead when you get sad

    [Chorus]
    Heaven's dead when you get sad
    I see your wishes fly
    Out of time
    For the best time you've had
    Heaven's dead when you get sad
    I see your wishes fly
    Out of time

    I'll take it all, arrows or guns
    Hundreds or more to save you from one
    Save you from one
    And Where I'll be
    Heaven's dead when you get sad
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    You guys heard this song yet? I think it's hilarious! lol



    D4L
    Laffy Taffy
    Dat laffy taffy [candy gurl]

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]
    Dat laffy taffy

    I'm lookin fa mrs.bubble gum
    I'm mr.chik-o-stick
    I wanna (dun dun dunt)[oh]
    Cuz you so thick
    Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher
    Cuz i stay so hard
    You can suck me for a long time
    [oh my god!]
    Gurl dis aint no dance flo
    Dis a candy sto
    And im really geeked up
    And i got mo dro
    I wop? I roll
    Its all i do
    Its da summer time
    but yo laffy taffy got me cold[oh]
    Gone get loose[oh]
    Gone get low[oh]
    Dont be shy
    H** i'm Faybo?[oh]
    I kno you wanna ride
    you a star and it shows
    [well tell em damn whats up whats up lets go lets go lets go]

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]
    Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x)

    *** on trick *** on trick
    Here go Mr. chocolate
    I like da way you break it down
    Waddle, stop you watchin me
    Laffy taffy i'm likin dis
    Big ol a** you shakin b****
    close yo mouth and dont say s***
    bend on ova and hit a split
    work dat pole and work it well
    stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
    gurl let me touch ya
    iwill neva tell
    security gaurd dont scare nobody
    damn right i touched dat h**
    all da money just hit da flo
    D4L im ready to go
    h** cant even shake no mo
    dey tired out
    lets ride out
    b**** you wanna go
    den she can go
    she get in my car
    i aint playin no mo
    start movin on my Faybo
    b**** she probably already kno
    let me see dat laffy taffy
    (dun dun dunt)

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]
    Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x)

    say baby gurl
    a wat u gon do
    i got a hundred 1s
    i wanna po on you
    just keep dat a** shakin
    and i keep tippin you
    while i sit back lik a playa
    and sip dat grey goose
    feelin all loose
    cuz gurl you on yo job
    you got my d*** hard
    da way you touch dem toez
    workin dem micros
    on da stilletos
    you made it skeet skeet skeet
    lik a water hoez[candy gurl]
    got me goin in my pocket
    pullin out mo dough
    let da waitress kno i need to order
    five hundred mo
    you besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo
    so gone and pack dem bags
    and lets mothaf***in go
    im waitin on yo fine a**
    at da front doe
    gurl you don kno
    ima toss da laffy taffy
    toss it flip it and slap it
    bust a couple of nuts
    and get right back at it

    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy
    Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]
    Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x

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    Default Re: What's Your Fantasy Lyrics

    What'll we get for ten dollars?
    Every 'ting you want
    Everything?
    Every'ting
    Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!
    Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh!
    Ooohh!


    Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):

    Ahh! Me so horny!
    Me love you long time!


    Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
    Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
    So I got the black book for a freak to call
    Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
    Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?"
    I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo
    rNot having no idea of what the night had in store
    I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
    I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

    Chorus

    Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
    Girls always ask me why I **** so much
    I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
    'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
    I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
    I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your ***** busted
    Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ***?
    I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
    My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

    Chorus

    Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
    You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
    But you say I'm a dog when I leave you ****ed and deserted
    I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
    I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
    I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
    I **** all the girls and I make 'em cry
    I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
    I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny.

    Chorus
    Breakdown(4x):

    Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me!


    Chorus

    Verse 4: [Fresh Kid Ice]
    It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
    I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
    You tell your parents that we're goin' out
    Never to the movies, just straight to my house
    You said it yourself, you like it like I do
    Put your lips on my dick, and suck my ******* too
    I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
    My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

    Chorus
    Breakdown (repeated till end of track):

    ****ie suckie. Me ****ie suckie.

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    Windmill, Windmill for the land.
    Turn forever hand in hand.
    Take it all in on your stride.
    It is sinking, falling down.
    Love forever love is free.
    Let's turn forever you and me.
    Windmill, windmill for the land.
    Is everybody in?
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    sippin on gin and guice, laid back

    with my mind of my money and my money on my mind
    I used to freaking love that song.
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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