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    Maybe you're not his audience. Or Bender humor is simply not your cup o' tea. Might I suggest you go see The 40 Year Old Virgin? Lots of dick jokes and potty humor that you might find more suitable to your taste.
    I think that suited for you since u bring it up so dont talk **** and go enjoy watching 40 year old version with ur hands in ur panths.

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    panths?????

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    I think that suited for you since u bring it up so dont talk **** and go enjoy watching 40 year old version with ur hands in ur panths.


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    Most un funny post of the year^

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    Yeah i would love to see you help hurricane victims with your clown suit on lmao.

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    Yeah i would love to see you help hurricane victims with your clown suit on lmao.
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    Yeah i would love to see you help hurricane victims with your clown suit on lmao.

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    someone needs to go see a proctologist to have a large stick removed......

    and SIG, you cease to amuse me every day. Wait, that didn't go right.

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    someone needs to go see a proctologist to have a large stick removed......

    and SIG, you cease to amuse me every day. Wait, that didn't go right.
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    will go on hiatus this one time only.
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    I think that suited for you since u bring it up so dont talk **** and go enjoy watching 40 year old version with ur hands in ur panths.
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    I want the minute and 2 seconds it took me to read this thread back............
    You read threads?

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    Wow. Honestly folks. There are people down there in the Gulf Coast area who are without homes, food, clothes, and the entire livelihood. I don't care if some one cracks a Bender joke, we've all done it. I don't care if some one comments on a movie, I've certainly eluded to cinematic productions before. How about we put this in perspective and realize that arguing over the telling of jokes is absolutely ridiculous in a thread created to help of own countrymen who have had their lives washed away in a matter of hours.

    If you can help, please, do something for these people. All the sports stars that are doing this charity work are wonderful, but so much is needed. It really is beyond comprehension to me the magnitude of this disaster. Send some canned goods, send some blankets or clothes, at the very least, send your thoughts and prayers for these folks.

    While we sit and bicker over what jokes should be told, there are people who don't have a thing in the world to laugh about.
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    What a thread.
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    This one time at band camp...

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    Jon Bender walks into a Doctors office witha frog on his head. The Doctor asks, what's the matter with you? The frog replies "I don't know, it started out as a wart on my @ss".


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    How about we put this in perspective and realize that arguing over the telling of jokes is absolutely ridiculous in a thread created to help of own countrymen who have had their lives washed away in a matter of hours.

    While we sit and bicker over what jokes should be told, there are people who don't have a thing in the world to laugh about.
    Nobody is making light of New Orleans, and it'd probably be best if you didnt try to tell people here where their perspectives are. A lot of people here have donated and are continuing to donate to the relief effort. Get off your soap box.

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    Honestly, I am surprised by the lack of Bender jokes considering the thread title.

    Jon, if you are lurking I don't think the jokes are funny and I believe in you.
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    "'Only.'" Woevre was amused. "Someday you'll explain to me how that's possible. Seeing that, on the face of it, all mathematics leads, doesn't it, sooner or later, to some kind of human suffering."

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    Jon, if you are lurking, try drinking some milk for once.

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    That's not funny, he is lactose intolerant.
    "They could turn out to be only innocent mathematicians, I suppose," muttered Woevre's section officer, de Decker.

    "'Only.'" Woevre was amused. "Someday you'll explain to me how that's possible. Seeing that, on the face of it, all mathematics leads, doesn't it, sooner or later, to some kind of human suffering."

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    That's not funny, he is lactose intolerant.
    Oh, the irony.....

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