Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her
dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his
head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the
kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did
you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her
boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, John confirms that he is interested.
She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John
doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When
Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp and
after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed
their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did
stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a
beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In
terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back.

"Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!"