Its true. Its freakin weird, but its true.
"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." - Jack Handy
Come to the Dark Side -- There's cookies!
If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..
Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?