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    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    Oh goody, dead baby humor.

    So a woman delivers her baby, and before the doctor hands him to her, he spikes the kid like a football, picks him up and slings him against the wall as the woman looks on in horror. "You killed my baby," she cried. "Nah, I was just playing around," the doctor replied, "he was born dead."

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    Lighten up Francis....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harmonica
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    Oh goody, dead baby humor.

    So a woman delivers her baby, and before the doctor hands him to her, he spikes the kid like a football, picks him up and slings him against the wall as the woman looks on in horror. "You killed my baby," she cried. "Nah, I was just playing around," the doctor replied, "he was born dead."
    That's a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harmonica
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    Oh goody, dead baby humor.

    So a woman delivers her baby, and before the doctor hands him to her, he spikes the kid like a football, picks him up and slings him against the wall as the woman looks on in horror. "You killed my baby," she cried. "Nah, I was just playing around," the doctor replied, "he was born dead."


    Does anyone else feel like they're going to hell after laughing at a dead baby joke? I'm sorry - but they get me every time.

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    Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
    A: Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

    And yes, I'm going to hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harmonica
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    Oh goody, dead baby humor.

    So a woman delivers her baby, and before the doctor hands him to her, he spikes the kid like a football, picks him up and slings him against the wall as the woman looks on in horror. "You killed my baby," she cried. "Nah, I was just playing around," the doctor replied, "he was born dead."
    That was a great joke.

    You might have wanted to include to obligatory "I'm joking" smilie, though.
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    Wow, this is terrible....
    Don't ask Marvin Harrison what he did during the bye week. "Batman never told where the Bat Cave is," he explained.

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    OK I'll throw my hat in the ring....

    Q: Which is easier to unload, a truckload of bricks, or a truckload of dead babies?

    A: Dead babies because you can use a pitchfork.

    Where do I board that train to hell again?

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    That was a great joke.

    You might have wanted to include to obligatory "I'm joking" smilie, though.
    It's even better when you tell it in person and can act it out.

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