You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?
Oh goody, dead baby humor.
So a woman delivers her baby, and before the doctor hands him to her, he spikes the kid like a football, picks him up and slings him against the wall as the woman looks on in horror. "You killed my baby," she cried. "Nah, I was just playing around," the doctor replied, "he was born dead."
Lighten up Francis....
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
And yes, I'm going to hell.
Wow, this is terrible....
Don't ask Marvin Harrison what he did during the bye week. "Batman never told where the Bat Cave is," he explained.
OK I'll throw my hat in the ring....
Q: Which is easier to unload, a truckload of bricks, or a truckload of dead babies?
A: Dead babies because you can use a pitchfork.
Where do I board that train to hell again?