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    Wow! where do you get this stuff from!? those are great especially the first one.
    others:
    I'm not gay, I just like guys.
    I'm a great chef, as long as it's not food I'm cooking.

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    I googled for the quotes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoupIsGood
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    I googled for the quotes....
    Aand I finally found what I was initially googling for:


    Funny (actual) Newspaper Headlines!

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    Grandmother of eight makes hole in one


    Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers


    William Kelly was fed secretary

    Milk drinkers are turning to powder

    Farmer bill dies in house

    Iraqi head seeks arms

    Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

    Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over

    Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

    Squad helps dog bite victim


    Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

    Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

    Never withhold herpes from loved one

    Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

    Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

    Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say


    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    some one brought out Dr Obvious on the last one!

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    What do you say to bee's to scare them?

    BOO BEE'S!

    (say it out loud and fast, its a groaner....)

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    TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING


    IS BETTER THAN *: "LOVE-MAKING:





    10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.




    9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.



    8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.lllllllllllllllllllll




    7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.




    6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizeslllllllllllllllllllll
    you're someone else,because you are.lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll




    5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.llllllllllllllllllllllllllll




    4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.




    3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.



    2) Less guilt the morning after.llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllll



    AND THE



    No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than "LOVE-MAKING

    YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

    Why Not Us ?


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    I feel disgusted now! I trick or treated the whole Avon area....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaCeRs_GuRL
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    I feel disgusted now! I trick or treated the whole Avon area....
    That was you ? ...

    What did you go as ?

    Why Not Us ?


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    I was wearin a blue shirt and had Pacer wristbands and Pacer jacket on with my two little brothers.

    Didnt go as anything. Just took my brothers out for some fun.

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    Hah you did? I wonder if my family gave out any good candy
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    I hope it wasnt the house that gave out Nutri Grain bars. They had 6 bars. but there was some good stuff. Even amt of chocolate and other sweets..

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    It would have been the house with a tiny kiddy black basketball goal set out on the sidewalk in front.... they used to have a big ugly bulldog.
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    about 75% of the houses we went to had those...(so when they got candy, I could shoot around) so I dont think I remember...do they live in Cedar Mills? That was the main place I went to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaCeRs_GuRL
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    about 75% of the houses we went to had those...(so when they got candy, I could shoot around) so I dont think I remember...do they live in Cedar Mills? That was the main place I went to.
    I figured a lot would have those...


    Hmm I think they might. I seem to remember seeing cedar mills on a big old brown thing on a corner as you turn to go to their house.... maybe not though.
    You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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    Yeah thats what it looks like. Brown and has Cedar Mills, right across the cornfield from Avon High School.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaCeRs_GuRL
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    Yeah thats what it looks like. Brown and has Cedar Mills, right across the cornfield from Avon High School.
    Yup. You prolly visited their place.
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    hahah cool....

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