Definitely not me. I always tend to finish close, but never quite win (like all the teams I root for... ).
"Derek Fisher will prove to be a much better NBA head coach than Steve Kerr."
"The Houston Texans will forever regret it if they do not take Johnny Manziel with the No. 1 overall pick. He will haunt them."
"You bet I'd take Tebow late in games over ARodg."
"Manti Te'o: the next Ray Lewis."
Well, since a good number of you think I'm not the best Kegboy, I guess I need to change my avatar. Can't be going around as Super Kegboy now, can I?
Hmm, let's see. What to change it to?
Come to the Dark Side -- There's cookies!
If you're going to go around dressed like that I'm back to not going to the party.
Can u define "best poster"?
Dear God I'm tied for third in votes for best Kegboy..........
Hmmmmm...... I guess I need to check with my wife to see if I can start using binoculars to check out the Pacemates.... or spy on Dale
Don't ask Marvin Harrison what he did during the bye week. "Batman never told where the Bat Cave is," he explained.
"No, honey I'm not looking at the Pacemates again, I'm...
For extra credit let her use the binoculars if the "animal" looks like a phalic symbol....watching Mel Daniels make balloon animals."
On the rare occasion where Mr. Daniels might actually be wearing a suit be sure to point it out to her....checking out Mel Daniels' cowboy boots."
...looking for Chuck. My bad, I forgot he's an offical assistant now."When all else fails this next one should work like a charm....trying to read Mel's lips. He's having a deep conversation with Sam Perkins."
...looking at Stacey Austin's shoes. [For: your birthday, Mother's Day, our anniversary; or Because I love you] I was thinking about buying a pair just for you sweetie.
I only use Kyle's binoculars when I go to games with him.
Keeps life simple...
Of course, he's single, so he usually insists that I give the binoculars back to him during timeouts.
(I don't have any idea why I'm admitting any of this.)
Why do the things that we treasure most, slip away in time
Till to the music we grow deaf, to God's beauty blind
Why do the things that connect us slowly pull us apart?
Till we fall away in our own darkness, a stranger to our own hearts
And life itself, rushing over me
Life itself, the wind in black elms,
Life itself in your heart and in your eyes, I can't make it without you
I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the..........................................
.................................................. ........other fallen apple...
* Most Humorous Poster Nominee (2004, 2005, 2010)
* Off Topic Post of the Year Winner (2009)
* Off Topic Thread of the Year Nominee (2010)
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