And I was wondering just how much better a Rasheed Wallace special would be.

****in ****, I'm gonna meet you outside ref, after I smoke some weed. ****, ****, ****,

"They will not win (insert game #)."

"...And that's how I got the white spot on my head."

"Me and Bonzi were real tight until we threw crap and insulted some loser on our team." "Then I decided he had to go."

That's top of the tv show rankings right there.

Ron Artest's incident would also make for a good little mini-show as well.