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    I hope to make this post a tradition should everyone find it worthwhile. Anyhow, this is the first Pacers Karma post. In other words, if you're a Pacers fan, this post is like knocking on wood or bringing good luck to the team.

    I don't know about you, but the more I trash-talk before a game, it often seems to backfire. For instance, I really believed the Colts were going to whip the Patsies yesterday and that the Pacers were going to win in Sactown a few weekes ago. Of course, every time I get that feeling, the team loses. What does that have to do with anything? Follow along, post your predictions, and bring some good karma to the Pacers . . .

    Some random predictions of tomorrow's Pacers vs. Pistons game:


    -Chauncey Billups scores a game high 52 points.
    -Big Ben Wallace shuts down the entire Pacers front-court single-handedly recording that oh-so-rare quadruple double, scoring 25 points, grabbing 31 rebounds, blocking 16 shots, and grabbing 11 steals.
    -Darko records a double-double with 20 points and 12 boards, then celebrates later on by lighting a fart.
    -Jermaine O'Neal scores 6 points, shooting 3 for 27 from the field
    -Ron Artest goes ape-***** and grabs Al Alberts and throws him 9 rows into the stands, injuring 5 people.
    -Tinsley gains 30 pounds overnight indulging on Papa John's and Reese's Cups, then gets repeatedly burned by the Piston's backcourt.
    -Baby Al gets 2 Tech's and is ejected before the opening tip.
    -Oh, and Dick Bevetta shows up to ref the game.

    Final Score:

    Pistons 141
    Pacers 53


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    Default Re: The Official Good-Karma Thread: Pacers vs. Pistons

    No way can the Pistons POSSIBLY win this game.....

    It wasn't about being the team everyone loved, it was about beating the teams everyone else loved.

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    You guys made a biiiiig mistake making a reverse-jinx thread...

    .....Im the f-ing MASTER......people here know how powerful my anti-predictions can be....

    It wasn't about being the team everyone loved, it was about beating the teams everyone else loved.

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    You guys made a biiiiig mistake making a reverse-jinx thread...

    .....Im the f-ing MASTER......people here know how powerful my anti-predictions can be....
    There is no need to use reverse psychology on the reverse jinx thread, my friend.

    I forgot to mention Chucky Atkins will hit a league record 13 - 3 pointers, in the first quarter!!!


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    You guys made a biiiiig mistake making a reverse-jinx thread...

    .....Im the f-ing MASTER......people here know how powerful my anti-predictions can be....
    There is no need to use reverse psychology on the reverse jinx thread, my friend.

    I forgot to mention Chucky Atkins will hit a league record 13 - 3 pointers, in the first quarter!!!

    Actually its 23 3's in the first.....and then he goes on to score sover 300 pts
    Don't ask Marvin Harrison what he did during the bye week. "Batman never told where the Bat Cave is," he explained.

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    Default Re: The Official Good-Karma Thread: Pacers vs. Pistons

    The Pacers will dominate the Pistons, just like the Colts did the Patriots.

    ed:

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    I'm really nervous about this game. I probably won't sleep tonight. In fact, I think I need a vomit sock!

    I just hope we don't revert to a few years back when Jermaine tried to hit Ben with his man purse. That was just embarassing.

    Ben will no doubt start it by whispering in JO's ear......"Jermaine......I am your father.........."

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    JO will go crazy and start running into the crowds...and then the Pacers will perform a rendition of "Pinnochio"


    During which Ben Wallace will score 48 pts, get 45 reb, and block 43 shots
    Don't ask Marvin Harrison what he did during the bye week. "Batman never told where the Bat Cave is," he explained.

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    I have a bad feeling about this game. Normally that works out in y'all's favor.

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    Default Re: The Official Good-Karma Thread: Pacers vs. Pistons

    istons: > acers:

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    BRING IN DARKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    As Bill Walton said earlier, Ben Wallace will challenge (and break) Wilt's record of 55 rebounds in a single game.

    Book it.

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    As Bill Walton said earlier, Ben Wallace will challenge (and break) Wilt's record of 55 rebounds in a single game.

    Book it.
    That's nothing. He's going to have 70 in the 1st quarter.
    Wilt will be turning over in his grave when Ben breaks both his rebounding record AND his points record in the same game tomorrow.

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    As Bill Walton said earlier, Ben Wallace will challenge (and break) Wilt's record of 55 rebounds in a single game.

    Book it.
    That's nothing. He's going to have 70 in the 1st quarter.
    Wilt will be turning over in his grave when Ben breaks both his rebounding record AND his points record in the same game tomorrow.
    Ben will never break Wilt's 20,000 women record!
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    Default Re: The Official Good-Karma Thread: Pacers vs. Pistons

    acers: = teh suck

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    As Bill Walton said earlier, Ben Wallace will challenge (and break) Wilt's record of 55 rebounds in a single game.

    Book it.
    That's nothing. He's going to have 70 in the 1st quarter.
    Wilt will be turning over in his grave when Ben breaks both his rebounding record AND his points record in the same game tomorrow.
    Ben will never break Wilt's 20,000 women record!
    That's been reserved for me.

    Only 20,000 left to go.

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    As Bill Walton said earlier, Ben Wallace will challenge (and break) Wilt's record of 55 rebounds in a single game.

    Book it.
    That's nothing. He's going to have 70 in the 1st quarter.
    Wilt will be turning over in his grave when Ben breaks both his rebounding record AND his points record in the same game tomorrow.
    Ben will never break Wilt's 20,000 women record!
    That's been reserved for me.

    Only 20,000 left to go.
    You're one ahead of me...
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    Wow.
    we actually did something to not warrant a " ed: "?
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    As Bill Walton said earlier, Ben Wallace will challenge (and break) Wilt's record of 55 rebounds in a single game.

    Book it.
    That's nothing. He's going to have 70 in the 1st quarter.
    Wilt will be turning over in his grave when Ben breaks both his rebounding record AND his points record in the same game tomorrow.
    Ben will never break Wilt's 20,000 women record!
    That's been reserved for me.

    Only 20,000 left to go.
    You're one ahead of me...
    You managed a -1?

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    Wow.
    we actually did something to not warrant a " ed: "?
    Typo.

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    You guys made a biiiiig mistake making a reverse-jinx thread...

    .....Im the f-ing MASTER......people here know how powerful my anti-predictions can be....
    Likewise.

    I'm here to negate you, Kstat. It comes down to everyone else now.

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    The Pacers are going to eat some bad cod in their pre-game meal and all get sick. Pacers will have to forefit. Good night.
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    Larry Brown will be so pleased with his team that during his post game interviews he will praise his point gaurd's play and immediately declare every current Piston player UNTOUCHABLE.
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    The pistons are going to win by 29993494984508345 points
    Don't ask Marvin Harrison what he did during the bye week. "Batman never told where the Bat Cave is," he explained.

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    After tomorrow's win over the Pacers, the Pistons change their nickname to the Winstons...
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