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    This season has sucked. It is so hard to pay close attention to a season where it only gets worse after your 2nd best player gets suspended for the season.

    I am here today on a different note, a good note.

    Sometimes you just gotta gather your balls and go for it.

    There is this really hot chick at my work. I mean smokin'. The guys always talk about her. They always ask her out. Even one of the managers is crazy for her. I always here the customers making comments about her too.

    The only problem is, she is what I like to call an "ice *****" to guys. This is more than likely due to the fact that every guy she has ever met has tried to get in her pants. For the past 10 months, no guy has prevailed.

    I never tried to, I just talked to her like I would any other girl. Then once I started talking to her, I became very attracted to her. Some people told me not to go for it..."you have no shot in hell".

    Well, tonight I got in my car and drove to work just before we closed. Then I walked her out after she got off and then gathered my balls. I was so nervous though, my right hand was shaking...that is no joke.

    I asked her out on a date and she started mumbling while looking away from me. At first I thought she was turning me down, but it turns out I had made her very nervous and she actually likes me. We then had a killer conversation and now I gots me a date with a really really hot chica on Friday night!!!

    I can't believe it! Gentlemen, sometimes you just gotta gather your balls and go for it.



    PS- feel free to move this post to the "Sappy love story" forum.

    I just thought we could all use a little encouragment.

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    ....can you say, "pub?"

    .....so what you're REALLY saying is, "i got a smokin hot date to take my mind off of this season. Too bad for the rest of you. Bwahahahaha!"

    Am I right?

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    Good going mate! Carpe Diem.

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    Good for you, that takes courage.

    Kind of similar to you, I have recently hooked up with someone dear to me. After not seeing her for five years, or so, it is great to have the best friend I ever had back.

    Especially after this past year or so, I can't believe how many of my close friends have just tossed their lives in the trashcan. Two in jail, one dead, and two are simply not the same person they were before, bound to end up like one of the previous three. I hate life
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    Finally, ROC, something to cheer for around here...

    Why do the things that we treasure most, slip away in time
    Till to the music we grow deaf, to God's beauty blind
    Why do the things that connect us slowly pull us apart?
    Till we fall away in our own darkness, a stranger to our own hearts
    And life itself, rushing over me
    Life itself, the wind in black elms,
    Life itself in your heart and in your eyes, I can't make it without you


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    Rock on, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efx
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    Good going mate! Carpe Diem.
    Make that "carpe chica" !!!

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    or...

    carpe assum
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    seize the donkey? that doesn't make sense.... Oh!!!! right.

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    Awesome, glad to hear it worked out for you.

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    Good job...certainly more than I have ever done in my life..
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    Ugh.

    I'm happy for you, but before any one gets too enthusiastic about being courageous, I tried this once in college with spectacularly distastrous results.

    Sigh, thinking about that one (with whom I didn't actually have a chance) still leaves me feeling depressed.

    I need a drink....
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    Ugh.

    I'm happy for you, but before any one gets too enthusiastic about being courageous, I tried this once in college with spectacularly distastrous results.

    Sigh, thinking about that one (with whom I didn't actually have a chance) still leaves me feeling depressed.

    I need a drink....
    Well, now you HAVE to tell the story!

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    No foolin'...

    Do I know her?
    Why do the things that we treasure most, slip away in time
    Till to the music we grow deaf, to God's beauty blind
    Why do the things that connect us slowly pull us apart?
    Till we fall away in our own darkness, a stranger to our own hearts
    And life itself, rushing over me
    Life itself, the wind in black elms,
    Life itself in your heart and in your eyes, I can't make it without you


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    oh no...turns out this chick may be a crazy bia.

    No date tonight, she was acting very shady around me this week and won't return my calls.

    I was upset at first, but I think she is trying to play with me. I installed it into her that her "female powers" won't work on me and I have called her out when she used them on me in the past. I am calling this one too. I bet you she is just trying to see if I am whipped already.

    When I see her next week, I am going to act nice and act really concerned like I thought something terrible happened to her then play it based on her response. I used to play the "hot and cold" games with her and it seemed to work...so I will just keep playing them.

    If your thinking "he should just give up"... I know she likes me, so I have the upper hand there.

    I'll keep ya'll posted...advice is welcome too!!!

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    Roc, are you taking her to the game tonight?

    If she likes the Pacers, she's a keeper.

    Trust me on this one...
    Why do the things that we treasure most, slip away in time
    Till to the music we grow deaf, to God's beauty blind
    Why do the things that connect us slowly pull us apart?
    Till we fall away in our own darkness, a stranger to our own hearts
    And life itself, rushing over me
    Life itself, the wind in black elms,
    Life itself in your heart and in your eyes, I can't make it without you


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    Roc, are you taking her to the game tonight?

    If she likes the Pacers, she's a keeper.

    Trust me on this one...
    LOL

    I've always said...the first lady who tells me she is a Pacers or Reggie Miller fan is the woman I am going to spend the rest of my life with.

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    Good luck, Roc. It's really hard to find the right person. I'm 26, and I've only really had interest in three women. I'm 0-for-2 so far.

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