Thata boy Bushie!!
Thata boy Bushie!!
All you have to do when you have a DVR is either start watching an hour in. You can FF thru commercials and end at the same place.
Or you can start recording/watching two programs at once, switching when the first goes to commercial. You can watch 2 shows with no commercials and never miss a thing.
What a crazy day.
You know, I'm just going to go ahead and say it now.
When I get rich I'm not doing any of this s^%&.
In 13 months I am eligible for Social Security. I will be doing some serious accounting to determine the cost effectiveness of taking the early payment and just staying home from the office.
May I get a moment of silence for Sandy Allen, please.
It was a pleaseure knowin' you way back then. You made me smile.
The wife says that I can learn to clean and do laundry and ...................
I could work part time too. The way I have it figured, Jr will be in college and my SS will make the tuition payments for Geezerette. Not driving, eating out, or buying the promotional items may be enough savings right there.
Geezer Jr. was telling us that the other evening he and some buddies were going somewhere? and he happend to see a Priscilla's shop. He saw a sign for 3 videos for $9.99 and blurted out that they should stop and go in there. Then his buddies expained to him what Priscilla's is and he said he got red enough to stop traffic.
Then his his mother explained that it went beyond skimpy nighties, that they actually modeled them for you and he quit being embarrassed and got real interested.
Later he wsa telling us that his buddy got lost in Berlin this summer, He said he eventually asked a hooker how to get back to his hotel and did so safely. BUT, he said, the whole time he was asking himself "what would (Jr) do?" I looked up and said,"So (Jr) would ask a hooker???"
MEH, it was funny at the time.
Have I ever mentioned how much I really really like yellow bikini's?
(male) Synchronized diving kinda creeps me out. I don't want to go as far as saying it's the gayest thing since gay came to gay town, but it's close.
Tallest woman. Got it.
They thought they found the body of bigfoot but it turned out to be Jimmy Hoffa.
Duck, Duck, GOOOOOSE.
I think the tallest woman forgot to duck.
3 guys are walking down the street.
2 guys walk into a bar.
The other one ducks.
That's pretty funny. He went from being the jackass to being the hero.
Let's eat it!