Just two dudes taking pictures.
Just two dudes taking pictures.
You know you've gotten old when you use to see hard rock bands like Judas Priest or Iron Maiden.... and now you're really pumped after seeing Kenny Loggins and Buddy Valastro (the Cake Boss) in the same week. Actually a rather relaxing show watching the Cake Boss decorate a wedding cake and an opportunity to meet and greet (for the right amount of cash) afterwards. Damn, Jersey people are really short.
P.S. Side note, if someone claims they're a grilling expert and using some kind of briquet charcoal and not lump. They're liars.
I must be the only person in the world that doesn't enjoy live concerts. I'll step that back a tiny bit....I enjoy live orchestra music...and big bands to a degree, but otherwise I'd rather listen to my stereo in the comfort of my home. In reality, I prefer classic country on my UVerse.
~snif~ it's good to know when you're not alone.
One should never get their thumb between the beavertail and the hammer when pulling the trigger.
8:00 at night is no time to tell me that your ADD OIL light has been on for a week. Boy...don't you know nuthin' about taken care of that car???
reminds me a story i heard a little while back. girl was on her way home from college. turns out she didnt know much about cars. and by that i mean she didnt know anything. she didn't know you had to get your oil changed. long story short, engine blows up on her way home.
That very story happend to my niece!!
At least we have some place to take our trash now. Got to come up with bigger payload capacities though.
Didn't you see the NO LITTERING sign?
or was that loitering?
I like shooting guns.
Working at Autozone I have a lot of Random, Scattered Disturbed thoughts. When you see smoke rolling out of the engine compartment it is time to stop the vehicle and turn it off. Don't bring it to the store and expect us to fix it for you. People actually come in and ask if we could change the oil for them in the parking lot.
Oh goodie, now I know where to get my engine parts.
and my oil changed.
Anderson Autozone is where all of the fun happens. It is not all bad though. We get a lot of guys who come in daily that come in prepared and take advantage of some of the free services that we provide. I like helping a guy for example come in and say he has a bad alternator and I offer to test it and it turns out the alternator is good and it saves the guy about $100 that he would have thrown away at another parts store that may have just sold him one. It's the few bad ones we get usually between 9pm-10pm (because we are the only ones that stay open to 10pm)that come in so drunk that a buddy has to hold him up. Or the phone calls where from the time you pick up the call a guy is screaming at you about another Autozone refusing to return something that they did not even buy at an Autozone. I imagine it is like that in retail in general though. With this being my first retail job it has been an eye opening experience. Hopefully once I get my engine shop going I can limit my hours to 15-20 hours per week instead of the 35 or so I get now.
woke up to find the top of my car dented - some asswipe kid/guy/drunk seems to have decided to jump on it - which in turn not only dented the top of my car but also broke my brake light - what is this crap that my car is going through??? It suffers some sort of damage from asshats every 3rd month....urgh /rant
Yeah, the public can be real pains but then if you can handle them well, you stand to make a good living off of them.
I've learned to stay away from girls in relationships - so that is out the window - other jealous guys could totally be a factor though...
So, a dyslexic guy walks into a bra .......
I like Tru-glo night sights.
Did you ever see it rain 15 inches in one day?
to be fair, my house is in the 11" zone. But.. it is still raining.
The street is under 6 inches of water and is NOT flood-prone at all. Thankfully, the house is high and dry, relatively speaking, for Florida.