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Happy Tax Day to yoooooou
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that'll be $32,000 please (I accept PayPal)
Happy Tax Day to ME. :)
Astute Observations from Alabama Redneck (emailed to me..and stolen by me)
> 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
> your computer history if you die.
> 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
> 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
> 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
> 5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
> 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
> 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty
> sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
> 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
> Person died.
> 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
> 10. Bad decisions make good stories.
> 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
> 12.. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
> don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
> 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
> if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
> 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
> 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but
> when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice
> mail . What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
> 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
> seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
> 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
> 18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
> 19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers . I would bet on any given Friday or
> Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay..
> 20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option
> 21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
> 22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand
> than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
> 23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to
> finish a text.
> 24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
> 25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
> 26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers
> and sisters!
> 27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
> dirty, and you can wear them forever.
> 28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
> 29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are
> going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
> 30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,
> but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
> 31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
> 32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
> keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the
> Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
> I have one to add:
> I disagree with Folgers Coffee when they say that "the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup."
> At my age, the best part of waking up is realizing that I did!
call 267-436-5139 for tax tips
(It's a funny fake IRS tax tip line- not a dangerous call and it will amuse you)
I agree with number 29 on that list. we have a recliner here that freaks me out when i lean back in it. My one roommate tries to get it balanced perfectly and the one day they entire chair just fell backwards, it was hilarious.
Bump just 'cause I can't stand to see this so far down the list.
time to wrap up the Mothers Day Shopping.
(read the comments)
I'd fall for it if they had super saver shipping...
This is why I'm hot.
better deal here, since you get a whole set, and some guy named Phil Mickelson liked it:
Amazon does offer free 2 day shipping to club members.
how can this oil slick be bad? It is, after all, made of "all natural ingrediants" and is quite possibly "certified organic"
When my wife wants to stop in the health food and supplement store at the mall, I have some interesting conversations with the clerks. I remind them that stuff like ricin, anthrax, cyanide salts, arsenic, etc. are also "all natural". So are red tide toxins, among the most toxic compounds known to man.
They assured me that something they were selling was "chemical free" but it certainly did not appear the be a vaccuum. The container also seemed to be made of solid matter.
working here would be "hard"
How can anyone be thanked in a random thoughts thread? That means the thanker had to be thinking about the thankees thoughts and therefore the "thanks" were not random or appropriate here. Mmmmm..then too, anything worthy of thanks, probably wasn't random in the first place.
My head hurts.
Pizza for me. :D
Most definitely that soon after a run! I could eat pizza for every meal for eternity. It's evil, evil stuff. I ate way too much brown rice, whole wheat pasta, and oatmeal last week. Talk about colon blow...
And, yep, gearing up for another half marathon on the 22nd at Geist. Ran the Mini in 1 hour 55 minutes. Had a 2 hour goal. Don't think I'm going to put myself on a time goal for Geist; just going to run for fun and see where I end up.
I honestly do miss running, but that's what started the foot troubles in the first place.:(
Running and all that pounding definitely takes a toll on the feet. I was developing a neuroma (swollen nerve) in between my toes on my left foot during mini-training. Toes felt like they were on fire and were constantly numb. I pretty much figured out it was a combination of a small toe box in my shoe and tying my laces too tight. It's 99% gone now, but I can see how something minor like that can snow ball and take ya out of the game entirely. No other problems thus far (knock on wood).
Are you able to bike much?