Was anyone else ??
I was disturbed by the tattoo I put on the porcelain. I'm certain the subsequent pooper in Stall #2 was also disturbed.
I'm never quite sure about what to do about leaving skid marks on the porcelein. A second flush helps some, but you just have to trust that some of it will soak off over time.
I'm pretty sure you'll need a couple of Midol after eating one of these:
My grandmother died in the 60's, but her birthday is coming up, and that
always causes me to reminisce . The long walks we used to take to the store
in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds
or washing the sidewalk . . .
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the
crown of grand motherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13 . We were
sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for
the deposit money on a beautiful spring day .
She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own
family . 'And always remember this one thing,' she said . 'Be sure you marry a
woman with small hands . '
'How come, Grandma?' I asked her .
She answered in her soft Irish voice .
'It makes your dick look bigger . '
. . . . . Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
All I wanted to do was relay some info about Jr and his college scholarships...why did this have to become a full blown discussion about budgets and "We can just STOP eating out so much" lectures?????
WAIT!!! Where was I ever THANKED in a post...I never saw it and prolly don't deserve it.
Verrrrry funny cgg...thanks for making my day.
One week.....just one more week and they'll be travelling and I'll have the whole place to myself.
Just wanted to help you with any self-esteem issues you might have.
I'm not sure I'd ever recover from my grandmother using the word dick around me in that context.
I find it shocking that Geezer had a drunken irish granmother who talked dick with him.
The cheeseburger in a can deal looks like trouble.
Not today mama san.
Holy crap it's raining. We've barely had any rain at all the last few weeks. :hmm:
I'm going to have start kayaking into work
It was raining, well kind of a sprinkleing, here a little while ago and I thought, 'What the heck is that? Stop or the grass will start growing!"
In a related note, my wife wants to land scape and plant plants when it is 100 degrees outside and we are under water restrictions.
It's a proven fact that 9 out of ten shovel homicides are committed when landscaping with your spouse.
The other 10% are committed by Twes
Geezer says government cheese sucks for grilled cheese sandwiches.
Does government cheese even melt? I'm pretty sure the boiling point of it is like 35,000 degrees celsius