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DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

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  • DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

    Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world
    She took the midnight train going anywhere
    Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
    He took the midnight train going anywhere

    I seen her in a smokey room, the smell of wine and cheap perfume
    For a smile they can share the night

    It goes on and on and on

    Stangers, waiting..walking down the boulevard
    Their shadows searching in the night..
    Street lights..people..
    Living just to find emotion
    Hiding somewhere in the night..

    Working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a thrill
    Betting anything to roll the dice just one more time
    Some will win, some will lose
    Some are born to sing the blues..And the movie never ends

    It goes on and on and on

    Stangers, waiting..walking down the boulevard
    Their shadows searching in the night..
    Street lights..people..
    Living just to find emotion
    Hiding somewhere in the night..

    Don't stop..believing..hold on to that feeling..
    Street light..people..

    Don't stop..believing..hold on...
    Street lights..people..

    Don't stop believing..hold on to that feeling..(fading)
    (Fading) Street lights..people..ohhhh
    Don't stop.

  • #2
    Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

    My Journey is now complete.

    Welcome to Hell.
    Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.” ― Ricky Gervais.

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    • #3
      Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

      Ahh. Just in time for the playoffs!
      sigpic

      2007 Super Bowl XLI Champions!

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      • #4
        Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

        You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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        • #5
          Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

          Eek, the cat! They call me Blanko Nino.

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          • #6
            Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

            A long, long time ago
            I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
            And I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance
            And maybe they'd be happy for a while
            But February made me shiver with every paper I'd deliver
            Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step
            I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride
            But something touched me deep inside the day the music died.

            So bye bye Miss American Pie
            Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
            And them good 'ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye singin'
            This'll be the day that I die
            This'll be the day that I die.

            Did you write the book of love, and do you have faith in God above?
            If the Bible tells you so
            Now do you believe in rock and roll, can music save your moral soul and
            Can you teach me how to dance real slow?

            Well I know that you're in love with him 'cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
            You both kicked off your shoes, man I dig those rhythm and blues
            I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck, with a pink carnation and a pickup truck
            But I knew I was out of luck the day the music died.

            I started singin' bye bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy
            But the levy was dry
            Them good 'ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye and singin'
            This'll be the day that I die
            This'll be the day that I die.

            Now for ten years we've been on our own and moss grows, fat on a rolling stone
            But that's not how it used to be
            When the jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean
            And a voice that came from you and me
            Oh and while the king was looking down, the jester stole his thorny crown
            The courtroom was adjourned, no verdict was returned
            And while Lenin read a book on Marx, the quartet practiced in the park
            And we sang dirges in the dark the day the music died

            We were singin' bye bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy
            But the levy was dry
            Them good 'ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye and singin'
            This'll be the day that I die
            This'll be the day that I die.

            Helter-skelter in a summer swelter the birds flew off with a fallout shelter
            Eight miles high and fallin' fast, it landed foul on the grass
            The players tried for a forward pass with the jester, on the sidelines in a cast
            Now the half-time air was sweet perfume while sergeants played a marching tune
            We all got up to dance, oh but we never got the chance
            'Cause the players tried to take the field, the marching band refused to yield
            Do you recall what was revealed the day the music died.

            We started singin' bye bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy
            But the levy was dry
            Them good 'ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye and singin'
            This'll be the day that I die
            This'll be the day that I die.

            Oh, and there we were all in one place, a generation lost in space
            With no time left to start again
            So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'cause
            Fire is the devil's only friend
            Oh, and as I watched him on the stage my hands were clenched in fists of rage
            No angel born in hell, could break that Satan's spell
            And as the flames climbed high into the night, to light the sacrificial rite I saw
            Satan laughing with delight the day the music died.

            We were singin' bye bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy
            But the levy was dry
            Them good 'ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye and singin'
            This'll be the day that I die
            This'll be the day that I die.

            I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news
            But she just smiled and turned away
            I went down to the sacred store, where I'd heard the music years before
            But the man there said the music wouldn't play, mmm
            And in the streets the children screamed, the lovers cried and the poets dreamed
            But not a word was spoken, the church bells all were broken
            And the three men I admire most: the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
            They caught the last train for the coast the day the music died.

            And they were singing
            Bye bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy
            But the levy was dry
            And them good 'ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye singin'
            This'll be the day that I die
            This'll be the day that I die.

            They were singing
            Bye bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levy
            But the levy was dry
            Them good 'ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye singin'
            This'll be the day that I die.

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            • #7
              Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

              *man pissing*
              Heah hah hah!
              I’m serious nigga one of y’all niggaz got this *** mother****in up
              Aiy baby, aiy baby... aiy baby get some bubblegum in this mother****er
              Steady long, steady long nigga

              Verse one: snoop

              With so much drama in the l-b-c
              It’s kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g
              But i, somehow, some way
              Keep comin up with funky *** **** like every single day
              May i, kick a little something for the g’s (yeah)
              And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
              Two in the mornin and the party’s still jumpin
              Cause my momma ain’t home
              I got *****es in the living room gettin it on
              And, they ain’t leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
              So what you wanna do, sheeeit
              I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
              So turn off the lights and close the doors
              But (but what) we don’t love them hoes, yeah!
              So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
              G’s up, hoes down, while you mother****ers bounce to this

              Chorus: repeat 2x

              Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
              Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

              Verse two:

              Now, that, I got me some seagram’s gin
              Everybody got they cups, but they ain’t chipped in
              Now this types of ****, happens all the time
              You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
              Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g
              I got the cultivating music that be captivating he
              Who listens, to the words that I speak
              As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
              And get to mackin to this ***** named sadie (sadie? )
              She used to be the homeboy’s lady (oh, that *****)
              Eighty degrees, when I tell that ***** please
              Raise up off these n-u-t’s, cause you gets none of these
              At ease, as I mob with the dogg pound, feel the breeze
              Beeeitch, I’m just

              Chorus

              Verse three:

              Later on that day
              My homey dr. dre came through with a gang of tanqueray
              And a fat *** j, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
              ****, this ain’t no joke
              I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down
              Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I’m ****ed up now
              But it ain’t no stoppin, I’m still poppin
              Dre got some *****es from the city of compton
              To serve me, not with a cherry on top
              Cause when I bust my nut, I’m raisin up off the cot
              Don’t get upset girl, that’s just how it goes
              I don’t love you hoes, I’m out the do’
              And I’ll be

              Chorus

              Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice (beeotch!!)
              Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
              Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice (beeotch!!)
              Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

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              • #8
                Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

                Follow me into the desert
                As thirsty as you are
                Crack a smile and cut your mouth
                And drown in alcohol
                'Cause down below the truth is lying
                Beneath the riverbed
                So quench yourself and drink the water
                That flows below her head

                Oh no there she goes
                Out in the sunshine the sun is mine

                I shot my love today would you cry for me
                I lost my head again would you lie for me
                I left her in the sand just a burden in my hand
                I lost my head again would you cry for me


                Close your eyes and bow your head
                I need a little sympathy
                'Cause fear is strong and love's for everyone
                Who isn't me
                So kill your health and kill yourself
                And kill everything you love
                And if you live you can fall to pieces
                And suffer with my ghost
                Just a burden in my hand
                Just an anchor on my heart
                Just a tumor in my head
                And I'm in the dark

                So follow me into the desert
                As desperate as you are
                Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
                And all the little pigs have God
                You, Never? Did the Kenosha Kid?

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                • #9
                  Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

                  Meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what my cat just said

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                  • #10
                    Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

                    Holy ****, thats Journey!!!

                    But for your entertainment here is the Dead Milkmen...

                    One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
                    I met a girl there
                    And she almost knocked me dead
                    Punk rock girl please look at me
                    Punk rock girl what do you see?
                    Let's travel round the world
                    Just you and me punk rock girl

                    I tapped her on the shoulder
                    And said do you have a beau?
                    She looked at me and smiled
                    And said she did not know
                    Punk rock girl give me a chance
                    Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
                    We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
                    Just you and me punk rock girl

                    We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
                    And ordered some hot tea
                    The waitress said "Well no
                    We only have it iced"
                    So we jumped up on the table
                    And shouted "anarchy"
                    And someone played a Beach Boys song
                    On the jukebox
                    It was "California Dreamin'"
                    So we started screamin'
                    "On such a winter's day"

                    She took me to her parents
                    For a Sunday meal
                    Her father took one look at me
                    And he began to squeal
                    Punk rock girl it makes no sense
                    Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President
                    Rich as the Duke of Earl
                    Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

                    We went to a shopping mall
                    And laughed at all the shoppers
                    And security guards trailed us
                    To a record shop
                    We asked for Mojo Nixon
                    They said "He don't work here"
                    We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
                    Then your store could use some fixin'"

                    We got into a car
                    Away we started rollin'
                    I said "How much you pay for this?"
                    She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
                    Punk rock girl you look so wild
                    Punk rock girl let's have a child
                    We'll name her Minnie Pearl
                    Just you and me
                    Eating fudge banana swirl
                    Just you and me
                    We'll travel round the world
                    Just you and me punk rock girl
                    House Name: Pacers

                    House Sigil:



                    House Words: "We Kneel To No King"

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                    • #11
                      Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

                      Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
                      My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.
                      Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,
                      Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!

                      Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder,
                      It's the truth, it's "actch'll"
                      Everything is "satisfactch'll."

                      Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
                      Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

                      Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
                      My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.
                      Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,
                      Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!

                      Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder,
                      It's the truth, it's "actch'll"
                      Everything is "satisfactch'll."
                      Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
                      Wonderful feeling, feeling this way!

                      Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder,
                      It's the truth, it's "actch'll"
                      Everything is "satisfactch'll."
                      Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
                      Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

                      Thank you, Dead Kennedys

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                      • #12
                        Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

                        Sister Christian, oh the time has come
                        And you know that you're the only one to say, OK
                        Where you goin', what you looking for
                        You know those boys don't want to play no more with you
                        It's true

                        [Refrain]
                        You're motoring
                        What's your price for flight
                        In finding Mister Right
                        You'll be all right tonight

                        Babe, you know you're growing up so fast
                        And momma's worrying that you won't last to say, let's play
                        Sister Christian, there's so much in life
                        Don't you give it up before your time is due
                        It's true, it's true, yeah

                        You're motoring
                        What's your price for flight
                        You've got him in your sights
                        And driving through the night

                        [Refrain thrice]

                        Sister Christian, oh the time has come
                        And you know that you're the only one to say, OK
                        But you're motoring
                        Yeah, motoring

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                        • #13
                          Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

                          Goodness gracious, all you young'uns miss the really great 80s stuff:

                          Day after day
                          I will walk, and I will play
                          But the day, after today
                          I will stop, and I will start

                          Why can't I get just one kiss?
                          Why can't I get just one kiss?
                          Believe me,
                          Somethings I wouldn't miss
                          But I look at you pants and I need a kiss.

                          Why can't I get just one screw?
                          Why can't I get just one screw?
                          Believe me,
                          I'd know what to do.
                          But something won't let me make love to you.

                          Why can't I get just one ****?
                          Why can't I get just one ****?
                          I guess it's got something to do with luck
                          But I've waited my whole life for just one

                          Day after day
                          I get angry
                          And I will say
                          That the day is in my sight
                          When I take a bow and say goodnight

                          Oh my my my my my oh my mum
                          Have you kept your eye
                          Your eye on your son?
                          I know you've had problems
                          You're not the only one
                          When your sugar left, he left you on the run

                          Mo my my my my my mo my mum
                          Take a look now
                          Look what your boy has done
                          He's walking around like he's number one
                          You went downtown and got him a gun.

                          Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
                          Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
                          You know you got my sympathy
                          But don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
                          Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
                          Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
                          You know you got my sympathy
                          But don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me

                          Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs
                          Can I mix in with your affairs?
                          Share a smoke, Make a joke
                          Grasp and reach for a leg of hope
                          Words to memorize, words hypnotize
                          Words make my mouth exercise.
                          Words all fail the magic prize
                          Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs

                          Oh my my my my my mo my mother
                          I would love to love you lover
                          City's restless
                          It's ready to pounce
                          Here in your bed from ounce to ounce
                          Sayin' oh my my my my my mo my mother
                          I would love to love you lover
                          The city's restless
                          It's ready to pounce
                          Here in your bed from ounce to ounce

                          I've given you a decision to make
                          Things to lose, things to take
                          Just as she's about ready to cut it up
                          She says
                          Wait a minute honey I'm gonna add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Day after day
                          I get angry and I will say
                          That the day is in my sight
                          When I take a bow and say goodnight
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Add it up
                          Why do the things that we treasure most, slip away in time
                          Till to the music we grow deaf, to God's beauty blind
                          Why do the things that connect us slowly pull us apart?
                          Till we fall away in our own darkness, a stranger to our own hearts
                          And life itself, rushing over me
                          Life itself, the wind in black elms,
                          Life itself in your heart and in your eyes, I can't make it without you

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                          • #14
                            Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

                            Originally posted by cramerica
                            Sister Christian, oh the time has come
                            And you know that you're the only one to say, OK
                            Where you goin', what you looking for
                            You know those boys don't want to play no more with you
                            It's true

                            [Refrain]
                            You're motoring
                            What's your price for flight
                            In finding Mister Right
                            You'll be all right tonight

                            Babe, you know you're growing up so fast
                            And momma's worrying that you won't last to say, let's play
                            Sister Christian, there's so much in life
                            Don't you give it up before your time is due
                            It's true, it's true, yeah

                            You're motoring
                            What's your price for flight
                            You've got him in your sights
                            And driving through the night

                            [Refrain thrice]

                            Sister Christian, oh the time has come
                            And you know that you're the only one to say, OK
                            But you're motoring
                            Yeah, motoring

                            I can't even get through that without instantly thinking about that scene in Boogie Nights where they try to rip off the drug dealer . . . .

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                            • #15
                              Re: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

                              Poor old Johnny Ray
                              Sounded sad upon the radio,
                              he moved a million hearts in mono.

                              Our mothers cried
                              and sang along and who'd blame them.

                              Now you're grown, so grown,
                              now I must say more than ever.
                              Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
                              and we can sing just like our fathers.

                              Come on Eileen,
                              I swear (well he means) At this moment you mean everything,
                              With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty
                              Ah come on Eileen.

                              These people round here
                              wear beaten down eyes
                              Sunk in smoke dried faces
                              they're so resigned to what their fate is,

                              But not us, no not us
                              we are far too young and clever.
                              Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
                              Eileen I'll hum this tune forever.

                              Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
                              Ah come on let's take off everything,
                              That pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
                              Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please

                              Good times. I was gonna bust out some Air Supply, but I'll let someone else hog the glory.
                              "If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." - Jack Handy

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