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Age
102
About Ratking
Biography:
I am an immortal legendary rat king, and I love the Indiana Pacers. I learned to type on the human keyboard in 1987. I rule over a rodent kingdom atop my capybara steed, Lucas. My rodent army raids human desert merchant wagons, and we sell to illegal coastal markets throughout Northern Africa. This is how I afford the NBA League Pass, interweb connection, and electric screen to watch Pacers basketball. (PM for market prices on pretty stones, spices, bushmeat, and fine cloth).
Location:
The Wilderness Fortress, Sahara Desert
Interests:
fine cheese, guillotines, floozy mouse maidens, rat-rap (love me some Death Grips)
Occupation:
I'm the king, I dont job. If you consider killing traiterous rats job, then, yes, I job 'erry day.
My Favorite NBA Team:
Indiana Pacers
My Mood:
Pensive

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We got a new weapon this time around: a Lance forged on the Isle de Coney, built for piercing trolls and false kings alike! Prince Paul rides with this Lance at hand, from the West fortress on Mt. Hibb. He shall pierce the demon heart of your misguided Cavalier, and he shall claim his crown.

~War cry of the Ratking (2013 ECF)

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4/22/2014 NBA Playoffs, First Round - Game Thread #2: Pacers Vs. Hawks 04-22-2014 06:04 PM
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Join Date
03-26-2011