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About Ratking

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Age
103
About Ratking
Biography:
I am an immortal legendary rat king, and I love the Indiana Pacers. I learned to type on the human keyboard in 1987. I rule over a rodent kingdom atop my capybara steed, Lucas. My rodent army raids human desert merchant wagons, and we sell to illegal coastal markets throughout Northern Africa. This is how I afford the NBA League Pass, interweb connection, and electric screen to watch Pacers basketball. (PM for market prices on pretty stones, spices, bushmeat, and fine cloth).
Location:
The Wilderness Fortress, Sahara Desert
Interests:
fine cheese, guillotines, floozy mouse maidens, rat-rap (love me some Death Grips)
Occupation:
I'm the king, I dont job. If you consider killing traiterous rats job, then, yes, I job 'erry day.
My Favorite NBA Team:
Indiana Pacers
My Mood:
Pensive

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ITT: We remind ourselves how great Paul George is 03-13-2015 05:00 PM
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Last Activity
03-23-2015 06:46 PM
Join Date
03-26-2011