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vapacersfan
07-17-2012, 10:31 AM
Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html?1342456686&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008)

Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

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As he passed through airport security, Falcon said a younger security guard felt threatened by his "very noticeable" package -- and interpreted it as a biological threat.

"I said, 'It's my dick,'" Falcon said. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

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travmil
07-17-2012, 01:56 PM
Both a blessing and a curse apparently...

AesopRockOn
07-17-2012, 05:14 PM
I've always wondered if he yells "Falcon Punch!" when he's doing it.

Steagles
07-17-2012, 05:35 PM
Unbelievable. The TSA needs to get their act together anyway, but this is comical.

ilive4sports
07-17-2012, 06:36 PM
So. Many. Jokes.

The fact that it was at the San Francisco airport makes it even more hilarious.

idioteque
07-17-2012, 06:55 PM
Wait a minute, a 9 inch dong is the largest recorded? Looks like I need to visit the Guinness Book of World Records and claim what belongs to me!

BRushWithDeath
07-18-2012, 04:17 PM
Wait a minute, a 9 inch dong is the largest recorded? Looks like I need to visit the Guinness Book of World Records and claim what belongs to me!

13.5"

Steagles
07-19-2012, 12:12 AM
So. Many. Jokes.

The fact that it was at the San Francisco airport makes it even more hilarious.



"You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."
If this was intended to be a joke about San Francisco and its residents, I think this is the best joke, and it comes from the source :D

Pingu
07-20-2012, 03:10 AM
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(You have to turn the sound up)