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LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 01:04 PM
Every week this off-season, I will post an NBA-related pun challenge. You can use any current or former NBA player or coach's name to create your pun. You may post as many times as you'd like, but, just like the Counting Thread, you cannot post twice in a row. At the end of the week, the poster whose entry has the most 'Likes' will be declared the victor. Whoever wins the most weeks by opening night will be crowned champion. Prize to be announced at a later date.

The Topic for Week #1: Food

A poor attempt would be someone whose name is already a food, like Stephen Curry or Channing Frye. Using those same two foods, you could come up with something more clever, like Steve Kerr-ied Chicken or Raef LaFrentz Fries. Michael Olowokandi Apple. Hakeem Olajuwonton Soup. See, it's easy.

travmil
06-21-2012, 01:21 PM
Steve Bangers and Nash :cool:

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 01:45 PM
Serge Ibaklava

avoidingtheclowns
06-21-2012, 03:15 PM
Marquiche Daniels

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 03:46 PM
Marcin Gortatertots

avoidingtheclowns
06-21-2012, 04:07 PM
DeSagana Egg Diop Soup of the Charlotte Babkas

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 04:29 PM
Eato Tofurkoglu

And maybe wash it down with some Coca Scola or Jan Vesely's Quik.

avoidingtheclowns
06-21-2012, 05:03 PM
Tu all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun Holloway

Jose Slaughter
06-21-2012, 05:23 PM
Cole "Slaw" Aldrich

Jose Slaughter
06-21-2012, 05:24 PM
Raja Bell Peppers

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 05:27 PM
Kentucky Faried Chicken (or BBQ-Rich) with Norris Coleslaw. Von Sugarwafers or Marreese's Pieces for dessert. Not the healthiest choice out there.

Edit: I see someone else likes the slaw too.

Jose Slaughter
06-21-2012, 05:29 PM
Aaron Gray Poupon

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 05:38 PM
A seafood buffet: Danilo Calamari, Jamal Crawfish, Shelvin Mackerel, Brian Scallopbrine.

travmil
06-21-2012, 05:40 PM
Emeka Okrafor

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 06:04 PM
Knish Smith

travmil
06-21-2012, 06:27 PM
Caramello Anthony

I know it says food but do drinks count?

If so I offer....

LARRY BEERD



I like a lot so far, but Serge Ibaklava and Egg Diop Soup are gonna be tough to top.

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 06:47 PM
Pops Matzo-Ballsoup

travmil
06-21-2012, 06:50 PM
Roux Amundson

or

Jroux Holliday

Take your pick.

avoidingtheclowns
06-21-2012, 06:55 PM
Alonzo Ghee

travmil
06-21-2012, 06:55 PM
Cajun Rondo

avoidingtheclowns
06-21-2012, 07:15 PM
Markefir Morris

travmil
06-21-2012, 07:20 PM
Jerry Steakhouse

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 07:28 PM
Ekpe Prosciudoh

avoidingtheclowns
06-21-2012, 07:37 PM
Jerry Steakhouse

I spent 3 minutes trying to decide between Markefir Morris or Jerry StackHouse Salad. Yours is better.

And now I offer: PizZaza Pachulia

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 08:28 PM
Rashad McCantaloupe and the extremely difficult to pronounce Bananene Hilario

travmil
06-21-2012, 08:34 PM
Biscuit Biyombo

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 09:00 PM
Tom Thibodeaunuts

travmil
06-21-2012, 09:22 PM
Dammit I was trying donuts and couldn't come up with anything.

Kosta Couscous

avoidingtheclowns
06-21-2012, 09:37 PM
Kareem Abdulce de leche-Jabbarley

LoneGranger33
06-21-2012, 09:51 PM
Rodrigue Beauboisffles

travmil
06-21-2012, 10:45 PM
Tony Porker

This will also work when you change the weekly topic to "Guys who bang their teammate's wives"

travmil
06-22-2012, 12:11 AM
A seafood buffet: Danilo Calamari, Jamal Crawfish, Shelvin Mackerel, Brian Scallopbrine.

Nice job. Throw in Sashimi Thabeet.

avoidingtheclowns
06-22-2012, 01:48 AM
Carlos Afroyo

LoneGranger33
06-22-2012, 06:31 AM
Kareem of Wheat Rush

travmil
06-22-2012, 09:07 AM
Chandler Parsley

avoidingtheclowns
06-22-2012, 12:23 PM
Borscht Diaw

LoneGranger33
06-22-2012, 01:02 PM
Maggette and Meatballs, Lasagna Diop or Baked Wang Zhizhiti?

avoidingtheclowns
06-22-2012, 02:05 PM
DaJuan DimSummers

Steagles
06-22-2012, 06:48 PM
Kenneth Refaried Beans

LoneGranger33
06-22-2012, 07:04 PM
Leandro Rhubarbosa

avoidingtheclowns
06-22-2012, 07:57 PM
Jamario Moons over My Hammy

LoneGranger33
06-22-2012, 08:42 PM
Shakielbasa O'Neal

spreedom
06-22-2012, 11:03 PM
Spotted Dirk

LoneGranger33
06-22-2012, 11:16 PM
Derregg Rolls

Pig Nash
06-23-2012, 08:49 AM
Lou Almondson

avoidingtheclowns
06-23-2012, 12:13 PM
Broccoli Rabert Horry

Pig Nash
06-23-2012, 01:10 PM
Celery Root Puree Allen

LoneGranger33
06-23-2012, 01:45 PM
Jannero Escargot, though whether it's a food or not is debatable

avoidingtheclowns
06-23-2012, 02:50 PM
Lual Dente (do cooking styles count?)

LoneGranger33
06-23-2012, 08:11 PM
Dirk Nowitzkiwi

avoidingtheclowns
06-23-2012, 11:28 PM
Luke Herringgoatcheese

LoneGranger33
06-24-2012, 10:15 AM
Detlef Schrempf Cocktail

avoidingtheclowns
06-25-2012, 01:52 PM
Antoneapolitan Davis

spreedom
06-26-2012, 09:53 PM
Chase Budweisenger.

avoidingtheclowns
06-26-2012, 11:28 PM
Maleek Sealy

Jeremy
06-27-2012, 07:47 AM
Jannero Escargot, though whether it's a food or not is debatable
It is a food.

Brad8888
06-29-2012, 11:01 PM
Big Macs Be-yummy-bo

MagicRat
07-01-2012, 07:49 PM
Miles Plumlee

avoidingtheclowns
07-08-2013, 10:28 PM
Alex Lentils

PacerDude
07-09-2013, 06:39 AM
Paul Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie.

AesopRockOn
07-10-2013, 02:44 AM
Cold Lemon Chill

avoidingtheclowns
07-10-2013, 12:47 PM
Anthoneggs Bennettdict