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vnzla81
02-12-2012, 10:58 PM
I was watching the game today and I couldn't tell what happened to his hair, here are some pictures of Boozer's hair spray paint or something.


http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Carlos-Boozer-Hair-2.jpg



http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/IFWT-Carlos-Boozer-hair.jpg


It got lighter by the end of the game. :laugh:

I decided to make a thread about it so area 55 can get some jokes together ;)

vnzla81
02-12-2012, 11:02 PM
This guy was killing him on twitter. He is really funny I recommend anybody to follow him :laugh:


netw3rk @netw3rk
If you look close where Boozer's hairline meets the back of his neck, you can see the artist's signature.


5h netw3rk @netw3rk
Does Boozer have to go to a separate detailing shop for his eyebrows & beard?


5h netw3rk @netw3rk
Boozer looks like the ball point pen of a giant.


5h netw3rk @netw3rk
"First thing I do is put on some primer. Then I go with an acrylic. Matte Black 23."


5h netw3rk @netw3rk
"Carlos, who does your hair?" "I do it at home. I use a roller."


5h netw3rk @netw3rk
ABC making a concerted effort to not show Boozer in close up now.


5h netw3rk @netw3rk
KG is going to have black smudges all over his uniform.


5h netw3rk @netw3rk
Maybe he makes his son hold the template and that's why he roots for the Heat.

5h netw3rk @netw3rk
Question: who holds the template when Boozer is Kryloning in his hair? Or does he tape it?


5h netw3rk @netw3rk
Carlos Boozer applies Just For Men directly to his scalp.

Day-V
02-12-2012, 11:03 PM
I wonder if he had his mom help him with that before he went to the game.

PaceBalls
02-12-2012, 11:07 PM
He just lost a bet or something guys. No one would do this on purpose.

vnzla81
02-12-2012, 11:10 PM
Here is a picture of Boozer without all that stuff for those that can't tell the difference.


http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/210/175/carlos-boozer-acne_display_image.jpg

graphic-er
02-12-2012, 11:13 PM
What the heck is wrong with that dude.

CJ Jones
02-12-2012, 11:19 PM
What the heck is wrong with that dude.

:laugh: ...him being on that team and taking up so much of their cap makes me so happy

<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/james brown gif/fonkyninja33/tumblr_lijjkwoEFz1qap9qio1_500.gif?o=0" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc511/fonkyninja33/tumblr_lijjkwoEFz1qap9qio1_500.gif" border="0"></a>

rel
02-12-2012, 11:31 PM
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/N64_4d4994_2786014.gif

HC
02-12-2012, 11:50 PM
What the heck is wrong with that dude.

I'm wondering what isn't wrong with him.

Peck
02-12-2012, 11:53 PM
:laugh: ...him being on that team and taking up so much of their cap makes me so happy

<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/james brown gif/fonkyninja33/tumblr_lijjkwoEFz1qap9qio1_500.gif?o=0" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc511/fonkyninja33/tumblr_lijjkwoEFz1qap9qio1_500.gif" border="0"></a>

Actually I thought you were showing what Carlos problem is. He's the dude wanting to dance but instead is old boring and leading the band. Derrick Rose is James Brown.

graphic-er
02-13-2012, 12:31 AM
So is it spray on? Or is it like hair plugs? Bosley?

PGisthefuture
02-13-2012, 12:34 AM
I'm guessing he saw that thing on TNT where they made fun of LeBron's hairline... :laugh:

LetsTalkPacers
02-13-2012, 01:49 AM
i think this was a diversion so Area55 would forget that his kids dont even love him enough to root for the bulls. "Lets go Heat"

Im only kidding...i think!

King Tuts Tomb
02-13-2012, 04:28 AM
It looks like the Calvin and Hobbes comic where Hobbes shaved Calvin's head and drew his hair back on with a sharpie.

Edit: http://tracerbullett.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/tracer_haircut.gif

HC
02-13-2012, 07:22 AM
Noah is one interesting dude also. Found this on sbnation.com

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/2/12/2793871/joakim-noah-finger-gun-dance-gif

Sandman21
02-13-2012, 08:26 AM
I'm not sure which Bull Area55 has more ammo for now....

Rose, or Boozer. I mean, theres like 40 jokes we can crack with this!

Rogaine.....

cramerica
02-13-2012, 08:57 AM
Noah is one interesting dude also. Found this on sbnation.com

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/2/12/2793871/joakim-noah-finger-gun-dance-gif

I saw that and was wondering what the heck is wrong with that guy and then realized the source. Then I wasn't so surprised.

2minutes twoa
02-13-2012, 09:27 AM
Wow.......just.......wow!

billbradley
02-13-2012, 09:30 AM
So who is talking about making big heads of Boozer's hair helmet and sitting behind the backboard for Bulls games?

Sparhawk
02-13-2012, 11:08 AM
The big question here is:

Does it give him the power to play D?

glazedham42
02-13-2012, 12:52 PM
Someone needs to photoshop boozer's face onto Dark Helmet's body from Spaceballs. Hahahahaha.

vnzla81
02-13-2012, 01:01 PM
This is what Boozer is going for.




http://gamingmywife.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/245782790_bf12ba8df3.jpg

ErikD.
02-13-2012, 04:45 PM
He just lost a bet or something guys. No one would do this on purpose.

I would.

dal9
02-13-2012, 06:33 PM
One of the Celtics blogs says that when the Bulls were out of timeouts vs. the Celtics, Boozer cut himself on purpose to get a timeout...weird if true...

Kemo
02-13-2012, 07:28 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b111/beelbill/29021ed_banging.gif http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b111/beelbill/29021ed_banging.gif http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b111/beelbill/29021ed_banging.gif

MrPreGame
02-13-2012, 07:37 PM
Its called black ice, looks like shoe polish. Mike Tomlin and Steve Harvey are known for wearing it. Ludacris and Jamie Foxx wore it a couple years ago too.

gummy
02-13-2012, 09:01 PM
Noah is one interesting dude also. Found this on sbnation.com

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/2/12/2793871/joakim-noah-finger-gun-dance-gif

I'll never forget how Noah celebrated in that game where his team lost to Boston. ;)

TinManJoshua
02-13-2012, 09:12 PM
Here is a picture of Boozer without all that stuff for those that can't tell the difference.


http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/210/175/carlos-boozer-acne_display_image.jpg

Wow, his eyebrows in this picture are like looking at the before of a before and after shot of a random celebrity's bad boob job.

BornReady
02-13-2012, 09:42 PM
guys! this solves our issues!

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/54175/lmaoooooo-if-you-thought-lebron-james-had-the-stupidest-way-of-hiding-his-baldness-in-the-nba-you-ain-t-seen-nba-star-carlos-boozer.html

Shade
02-13-2012, 11:17 PM
Looks Photoshopped.

Shade
02-13-2012, 11:23 PM
With as much as he perspires, it's only matter of time before his hair leaks into his eyes. Let's hope it's at a key point in a game against us.

dal9
02-13-2012, 11:57 PM
^Semi-Pro

Hoop
02-15-2012, 12:56 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2n67ptz.jpg

vnzla81
02-16-2012, 03:38 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago/bulls/post/_/id/7205/brewer-passes-on-critique-of-boozers-do